Evolver by Jeskola! Productions
Actually this demo is called Evolver, but you can call it for example
"Homo", "Regulator Carborator gone kakkad", "Rahat puiiis", "Lulu's
hemoroid delight", "Hot spinchter passion", "Jtkt sohlaa dp:ll tossa
vieress", "If you can't speak Finnish, get out of the scene", "Brutal
Man", "Tough tenkos", "Bad punk", "Bad ninja vs. the cosmic monsters",
"Infinite ultimate super visions", "The man of doom", "Paine", "Genital
Infinity", "Realms of terror", "Spar-majoneesi", "Spar-perunalastut",
"Perunasmpyl", "Juustopatonki", "Ulosheittj", "Organisointi (sux)",
"Take me gently from behind", "Yhdynt", "Seksi", "Vittu", "Pillu",
"Anaali", "Suuseksi", "MP", "Apua P", "ijj", "69", "17461872", "Yeah
yeah rock'n'roll", "9700-linjoista johtunut puhelinlasku",
"dA rokkenroll king", "Elvis", "Eric Clapton lives", "K&R", "Gathering The
Scene In A Network", "Gory Sorsimo Network", "Lastenraiskaaja Simo L.",
"The terrifying dark vengeance of the superfighters that come from the
blue planet that doesn't exist in this world", "Kung-fu fighting man",
"Tribute to homo-head", "Hn voitti!!", "Oho", "518", "Jeah jeah jeah",
"Dsdsh ornage my ass", "Joululaulu", "Starbase loader", "Nyt Jate meni
tupakalle", "Myllyjrvi Massacre", "Take me gently from front", "Mun pit
lopettaa hetkeks", "Cybelius has left the building", "Razorback laughs",
"Vittu m tt jaksa", "Mcbacon", "Big mac", "Big mac meal", "Intercourse",
"Greasy shit", "Da man that raves to da beat of da funkah tenk0", "Fanta",
"Coke light (sucks?)", "Itmafia, uhka Suomen tulevaisuudelle vai ei?",
"Will Norway and Sweden join EU afterall?", "Kokemuksiani seurakunnan
nuorisotyst", "Erilaiset visailut - Suosittua tv:n ohjelmistoa",
"Loppiais-intro 5", "3rd Neoreality", "Tie huipulle", "Mitk seikat
vaikuttavat kodin/koulun/typaikan viihtyvyyteen?", "If you can't read
this, your monitor is turned off", "Kevennys", "Suomen maantieteellisen
aseman etuja ja haittoja", "Animal orgy", "Animal passion", "Animal
bizarre", "Liikumiseen ja kunnosta huolehtimiseen on monia mahdollisuuksia;
Tilat, varusteet ja vlineet voivat olla siin trkeit tai samantekevi -
Also titled the logo that was never drawn", "Kuntosali, toinen kotini",
"Strawberry lubber", "En kaipaa kuntosalia", "Kallista ja halpaa urheilua",
"Koskenkorva peach", "Koskenkorvan viina", "Viina", "Pytviina", "Pyt",
"Tuoli", "Lanttu", "Nauris", "Kauriin kntpiiri", "Regulator carborator
II", "The return of the regulator carborator", "Vertaile kahta ilmit",
"Miten minut on kasvatettu ja miten kasvattaisin omat lapseni?", "Tummat
ruusut", "I miss you", "If you don't know me by now", "Stairway to heaven",
"Stairway to this partyplace's toilet", "Beer", "Beer makes eyes look redder",
"Toivekonserttini", "Syphilis", "Gonhorrea", "Klamydia", "HIV", "Aids",
"Papillons", "Herpes", "Heppi", "Interaktiivinen multimediaesitys", "Demu",
"Ammatinvalinta ja suunnitelma", "Osaavatko alle 18-vuotiaat nuoret ottaa
vastuun ja pit huolta raskaudesta ja vauvasta?", "Heikko kohtani ja
vahvat puoleni", "My twisted imagination", "Brutales (pompompom)",
"(pompompompomzikzakpum)", "The final child murderer of kingdom
brotherhood", "Banana lubber", "Lubber", "Phyuk", "Urheiluhenki", or you
can make up your own name, if it's not in this list. You can mail it to us
later if you want to.
- Jeskola! Productions staff, 13th of
November 1994 on Nordic Line Party -
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We in Jeskola! decided to release this piece of shit after all. We kinda wanted
to get something released and show the demo that we made for the Nordic Line
lamerparty, because lamers like the bananafarmer Shakir seem to be jumping on
our eyes everywhere.. This demo was just made to compete in NL-party, we would
have made it something bigger, but JMagic was unable to code before the party
in Jyvskyl, and when we started planning a release-version, he found out that
his sourcedisks were fucked up. Actually only good part in this demo is the
gouraudshaded donut (a damn fast one too), so try to enjoy it at least ... AND
IF SOMEONE SAYS THAT THIS DEMO IS NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH , WE WILL PERSONALLY COME
AND RIP OUT HIS (girls aren't that stupid) RECTUM AND GIVE IT TO IVY'S DOG! ...
Just in case someone wants to know, the complete Jeskola! memberstatus is :
lemming, JMagic, Jate, iVY, Betacarotine, Kowtow, Delsion, Deetsay, Chanel5.
All coding in this demu was done by JMagic, (and no, we didn't make the stupid
torso , we just kinda 'included' it for the compo) quickie graphics are done by
Jate , and the background in the donutpart is done by Reward/Complex (used
with his permission), and the music is done by Deetsay. Well, our early merry
xmases go to the best in Acid, Anarchy-PC, Ansi Factory, Avance , Blank (where
the fuck are you guys?!), Bonzai, Capacala, Cascada VRS, Chaos, Coma, Complex,
Desire, Deus,Fascination,Flatline, Gollum, Grif, HiRMU, Hubaveikot, iCE, Inapt,
Insane, Jamm, Just For Fun, Logic Design, Machine Fun Crew, Majic 12, Mental
Design, Orange, Prime, Rehab Team, Sma Posse, Symptom, Topaz Beerline,Tribal,
Virtual Visions, Wild Light, Zoom and for people like Shakir or Reaper we'd
like to tell the good old F4CG-slogan: "Imagine the future, because you're not
in it" ..
Infofiles are lame and unoriginal but I still think we should include the how
to get in touch crap.. give a call to our boards:
Name: Status: Sysop: Number:
Invalid Environment World HQ lemming/Jeskola! +35841666715
Da Vulva Member Board iVY/Jeskola! +35841245011
Morning Star Member Board Betacarotine/Jeskola! +35851PRIVATE
Sinestudio Member Board Deetsay/Jeskola! +358413110417
The Toilet With etc Member Board Jate/Jeskola! +35841TEMPDOWN
Soul Asylum Fin Distro #1 Fear/Mental Design +3580TEMPDOWN
Juve Rehab Fin Distro #2 Snake Man/Nexus +358PRIVATE*4
Dark Tower Fin Distro #3 Braindead/Coma +3580TEMPDOWN
Solarium Fin Distro #4 Peak/Anarchy +358313170851
Venture Fin Distro #5 Pizza/Corp +35808092126
Neutral Disease Fin Distro #6 Drow/Tribal +35858611259
Spasm-O-Tron Canada HQ #1 Snibble +15147445718
Lost Innocence Canada HQ #2 Bigboy/S!P +14162675467
Myriad Synergy Canada HQ #3 Jaydee/Astek +14182854838
ACE BBS France HQ Gandalf/Infiny +33145887548
Magican Germany HQ Byte,Fish,Walker/255 +49421TEMPDOWN
Farpoint Station Germany Dist #1 Stingray/TC +49420276145
Experimental Collection Hungary HQ ATX/Machine Fun +3612757049/N
Fuzzy Logic Netherlands HQ Mr Fanatic/SMA Posse +31252121926
Supreme Court ND Distro #1 Steel/Supreme +31165051850
Sledge Hammer ND Distro #2 Hammer/Supreme +31703681743
Sidewalk Caf Norway HQ Twin Killer/Gollum +4735512227
Wonderland Switzerland HQ Pfusuus & Mutineer +4164473046
The Powergrid USA HQ #1 Syntax/iCE +1XXXXXXXXXX
Infinite Darkness USA HQ #2 Midnight Sorrow +13057928716
Piracetam USA HQ #3 Burning Chrome +18139963902
Despair 2 USA HQ #4 Usul +17083013948
Stupid questions and fanmail can be e-mailed to lemming@jybox.jyu.fi, also
JMagic (jheikki@cs.joensuu.fi) should be found on IRC 24h/day. For swapping,
contact lemming. Cya in Herning?
- Jeskola! Productions staff, 1st of December, 1994 -
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