pouët.net

pouët is read-only for now. A critical security fix for PHP, the language pouët runs on, comes out today, 21 October 2026. Until it's installed on our server, we refuse everything that sends data to the site: you can browse and log in as usual, but you can't comment, vote, post on the BBS or the oneliner, submit or edit anything, or upload files.

General Protection Fault by Meltdown

General Protection Fault
  A MeltDown demo

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in Johannesburg, South Africa