body works by National Elite Underground Alliance
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│ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ The National Elite Underground Alliance ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ │
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│ Body Works - An adventure in Anatomy! │
│ from Software Marketing Corp. │
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│ graphics │■│VGA/MCGA │■│EGA │■│CGA │■│TANDY │
│ └─┘ (256c) └─┘ (16c) └─┘ (4c) └─┘ (16c) │
│ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ │
│ sound │ │Hooter │ │Adlib │ │SoundBlaster │ │Roland │ │R/Snd │
│ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ │
│ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ ┌─┐ │
│ input │■│Keyboard │■│Mouse │ │Joystick │ │Other │
│ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ └─┘ │
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│ Supplied by: Scuba Packaged by: FiRe │
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│ Releae Notes │
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│ Well, this is a fantastic package! Great for those human-bio majors out │
│ there! From NEUA Educational - Education through Piracy │
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GREETS go to ...
USA, Razor, iCE, SCD
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│ Do late night Toga Orgies make you limp? │
│ Do you think "Sex on the Beach" is just a good drink? │
│ Do you think a "Crackist" is someone heavily in to illegal drugs? │
│ Did you apply to TDT-TRSI? │
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│ If you answered YES to any of the above questions! YOU SHOULD GET A │
│ LIFE - YOU LOSER! │
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│ But, if you think you are one of those select few who can make it to │
│ ELITE status or you are willing to PAY us, then apply to NEUA! │
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│ Just look at the benifits we offer ... Well .... ahhh .... duhhh ... │
│ WOMEN! Yea, lots of women! We just ship them to you fed-x! And │
│ money... You will never get a better paying job. │
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│ But seriously, NEUA is looking for a few good MEN (and that many more │
│ good women) to help us RULE THE WORLD (that's right, who cares about │
│ piracy!) So, if you can supply, courier, crack, or run a good board, │
│ then contact us. Call any NEUA headquarters and get an application. │
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│-=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=- IMPORTANT -=-│
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│ 2400 baud users! Do you feel left out! Well, NEUA is looking for 2400 │
│ bps distro sites and Couriers. If your at 2400 but still want in on │
│ the joys of piracy, then fill out an application at our Courier Hq! │
│ Remember.... there are far more of you, then high speed users! │
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NEUA is always looking for Donations and buyers of slightly used
software. If you want to purchase a slightly used (only cracked
once) program, or you wish to donate Hardware or money to our cause,
contract NEUA at InFiniTy systems 1 (our World HeadQuaters).
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│ We are NEUA │
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│ Buckaroo Banzai & FiRe │
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│ Midnight Modifier, NightStick, PizzaBob, WildCat │
│ Auto-Tek, Captain Tom, Chuch, ColdSteel, Daryl D' Bear, │
│ Exterme A.I., The Fender, The Fuzz, Ghost Rider, Gnarly Beast, │
│ GrayGhost, Gordo, Lone Wolf, Lord Nuke, Mak-Attack, Mass Destruction │
│ Mephistopheles, Nacht Habicht, The Ninja, NoCheese, Party Animal │
│ Stalker, Scuba, Warlord, Scorpion, Ice Nine, The Warden │
│ Renegade Chemist │
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│ Phantom Phlegm, Lord Wolfen, Crzy Joe │
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Call these fine NEUA distroboards for the best FIRST
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│ BBS # Sysop Speed │
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│InFinity Systems I (World Hq) (914)pri-vate FiRe HST only!│
│InfiniTy Systems VI (Courier Hq) (914)485-2265 NoCheese 9600/2400│
│PowerSurge! (Distro Hq) (914)343-5915 Ice Nine HST/V32/V32bis│
│Maximum Security (West Coast Hq) (408)xxx-xxxx The Warden HST only!│ │
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│ -=-Distribution Sites -=- Distribution Sites -=- Distribution Sites -=- │
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│Last Exit for the Lost (203)732-5539 Extreme A.I. HST only!│
│Terrordome (216)892-0836 The Stalker HST only!│
│Back Alley (402)488-0579 The Warlord HST only!│
│Ghost Town (408)471-5583 Ghost Rider HST only!│
│Maximum Security (node 2) (408)xxx-xxxx The Warden HST only!|
│The Wasteland (914)374-5123 The Avenger HST only!│
│Destruction Emporium Canada (416)620-9709 Mass Destruction HST only!│
│And Then there was 3 (516)543-1770 WildCat HST only!│
│Hamburger Heaven (516)466-4620 Mak-Attack HST only!│
│Grave of the Lost Soul (516)328-0847 ColdSteel HST only!│
│Fort Knox (Temporarily Down) (BAC)KUP-SOON The Ninja HST only!│
│Twin Peaks (609)482-9071 Captain Tom HST only!│
│InFinity Systems II (914)883-9054 Midnight Modifier HST/V32!!│
│InFinity Systems IV (914)471-2728 PizzaBob HST only!│
│InFinity Systems V (717)938-6760 GrayGhost HST only!│
│PowerSurge! (Node II) (914)343-6164 Ice Nine HST only!│
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│ -=- 2400bps Distribution Sites -=- 2400bps Distribution Sites -=- │
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│Crime Lab (214)380-5836 Renegade Chemist 2400bsp│
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NEUA - Hey... who care about #1! We just like to party![ back to the prod ]