BARDEX devices are not for erotic enemas!

category: general [glöplog]
http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/2004_11.html -- Quite a funny blog entry today.

Of course the money shot is in the actual litigiously threatening letter from the law offices of Oblon, Spivak, McClelland, Maire and Neustadt (Adobe Acrobat or similar reader required!):


You just can't make up shit like that.
added on the 2004-11-17 08:28:34 by radman1 radman1
I don't think they would be happy to realize that most of their sales is prolly coming from this use...
added on the 2004-11-17 08:47:27 by Gargaj Gargaj
This is what we expect in a capitalistic world. Since everything is for sale, and sales are everything, everything must be protected from everyone so that everyone must have to buy everything so that everthing in the system works like THERE WAS NO TOMORROW!
Yes, this seems funny and arbitrary. But in fact the trademark laws require you do defend your rights, you have to make sure your trademark is not being used for similar products or in ways that could be confused with yours etc. Failing to do so may create a precedence that could be used by others to challenge your trademark.

I guess you did not want to hear this, right? Lawers are so arbitrary and evil!
added on the 2004-11-17 12:58:47 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
Bordering on the fringes of insanity. It scares me.
added on the 2004-11-17 16:25:01 by Shifter Shifter