Telepathy is illegal? Why?!?

category: residue [glöplog]
Is penis planting illegal too?

People in sweden are 'planting' penises in the ground during midsummers eve. While not actually a penis, it's made to resemble one to symbolize the fertility of mother earth.

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added on the 2006-01-06 18:31:00 by a_lee_n a_lee_n
Man, if your penis looks like that, seek medical help!
added on the 2006-01-06 18:47:46 by xeron xeron
oh what a big sword you have there
added on the 2006-01-06 19:03:57 by psenough psenough
and it takes 6-7 men to erect it!
i have homoerotic dreams about Okkie!
added on the 2006-01-06 20:12:35 by alien^PDX alien^PDX
homoerectus dreams are common in the land of the koffeeshops
added on the 2006-01-06 20:13:59 by psenough psenough
30 en nu al zwaar dement... tjongejonge zeg. verder alles paletti alien? :)
added on the 2006-01-06 20:15:35 by havoc havoc
i have homoerotic dreams about havoc too :)
added on the 2006-01-06 20:19:49 by alien^PDX alien^PDX
as long as you don't have homoerotic dreams about okkie and me at the same time, i don't mind... :P
added on the 2006-01-06 20:22:59 by havoc havoc
but havoc, you be so handsome and tall.. *yowzah!*
added on the 2006-01-06 20:57:42 by okkie okkie
i just impaled you those thoughts.
added on the 2006-01-07 00:13:54 by El Topo El Topo
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added on the 2006-01-07 00:59:27 by kelsey kelsey
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and people still wonder.
added on the 2006-01-07 01:02:35 by kelsey kelsey
i was browsing through the portuguese law book and they don't mention anything about telepathy. they do mention that you are not allowed to force anyone to do anything, except if it's according to the law that you do it (police, courts, etc) so i would say that to force anyone to do anything through any media (telepathy, subliminal messages in demos, etc) it's illegal and therefore highly desirable by the common misguided teenager like Optimus.
added on the 2006-01-07 01:29:48 by jeenio jeenio
added on the 2006-01-07 06:06:51 by Reboot Reboot
Only uncontrolled Telepathy is illegal
added on the 2006-01-07 06:09:10 by WoDK WoDK
tele-apathy is punishable by rectal bleeding
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added on the 2006-01-07 10:18:17 by a_lee_n a_lee_n
im shielding my pets from your penis-thoughts!

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added on the 2006-01-07 12:28:19 by alien^PDX alien^PDX
The foil hats only amplify the thoughts anyway :P

added on the 2006-01-07 12:33:40 by a_lee_n a_lee_n

Thats just what they want you to think!
added on the 2006-01-07 14:29:57 by xeron xeron
I'm getting a telepathic message from the overmind here... wait... yes...
"Telepathy is illegal because it doesn't work. Wasting time on it is criminal."
added on the 2006-01-07 15:12:05 by El Topo El Topo
i think telepathy can be explained at www.TeleMate.tv
where the names of businesses are similar to the names of TV films/programs eg SUPER TAN!!! and STAR FLOORS!!

i guess then that one could have a low level secret conversation with the super tan delivery man
or something like that... or maybe you might ask a star floors rep if theres a carpet which has a dark side to it :) LOLOL

I'm assuming this is telepathy or maybe a variation of it... i had no idea its illegal is it??? i hope not!!!!

i was freeked out the other day
I suggested that telemate add THE OMEN glaziers name to their directory
that evening a muscle went in my back and i had to go to hospital it was 4 in the morning
anyway there i was in casualty the place was empty just me there when some guy comes in with a broken shoulder...the nurse asked what happened ...he said he fell down the stairs....he also said he was a GLAZIER!!!!


another strange thing happened I did a model of a character and printed out some postcards of the picture...but i accidently smudged the back of the model in my paint program when i was preparing it for print....that was a few days before my back went!!!!.... i repaired the picture today and now my back feels better already!!! THATS FKING SPOOKY!!!!

other stuff like this has happened to me when ive been creating pictures.....people say things...i think of the picture and then something spooky happens??

i cant explain it???
added on the 2006-01-07 15:59:03 by seel seel
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added on the 2006-01-07 22:45:48 by blueflame blueflame