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one of your teammates is staring at the debugger and says out loud
"hmmmmmm...pure virtual function call...that can't be good ?!?!"

and all the other programmers and yourself start laughing.
That one made my day. Ah fridays.

when someone asks for pointer, you give him hexadecimal numbers.

Or when you laugh at "I kept telling this girl, your bra is too big, you need a jmp!"

Courtesy of Mr. Pink :)

you think it's friday when it's actually sunday

When you laugh while reading the latest post by Maali , Evil ,LiraNuna & duffman, and i think next comments will make you laugh too :)

you write a FORTRAN tutorial at the age of 12 armed only with a sock, an A4-sized brown envelope and an unaccountable longing for pineapple juice.

evil: fabs! :)

When you confuse Halloween and Christmas.

@evil

That doesn't make sense. It should be "You're too big for your bra, you need a jmp!"

@evil

That reminds me of my first line in every demo I used to code:

bra andknickersoff

well, it always made the crew smile...

I wrote a web app where you can share "You know you're a programmer when..." jokes.. they're pretty good.

Here's my favorite: You know you're a programmer when you end your sentences with a semi-colon;

You know you're a programmer when...

You know you're a programmer when you have learnt how to do programming, and then use that skill to program computers or other processor based devices.

That was enlightening.

you goto 10

your baby's first words are "Hello World".

when you always wondered why the first floor of your building is not actually floor zero.

when you are checking both sides of a one-way street before crossing it.

when your daughter is called LEA.

Strike through zeros when writing them down.

you know you suck at programming when...
if you only understand code as long as theres no math involved.

addendum:
and if you cant manage to write a line without having to double check for grammar mistakes.

when you can give the rgb and/or hexadecimal value of a color just by looking it :)

when your application only works with one intended workflow