You know you're in France, when....

category: general [glöplog]
....you have to listen very carefully. Because she is only going to say this once!
added on the 2008-10-11 15:45:59 by tFt tFt
post pictures of hot ordinary looking french girls here ? plz :D
added on the 2008-10-11 15:47:12 by uns3en_ uns3en_
Not so ordinary but still, not plastic.

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added on the 2008-10-11 16:01:46 by __ __
hot girls<3 i know them all tho :D
added on the 2008-10-11 16:11:07 by uns3en_ uns3en_
-the Franch wanted to demolish the Eiffel Tower
-French cyclist are UNABLE to win Tour de France
-Tour de France organizers are unable to find Armstrong's EPO
-the French can make great movies, and Amercians can make shitty remakes out of them
-the Statue of Liberty in the USA is actually French
added on the 2008-10-11 16:57:40 by pohar pohar
when tout le monde speak français and nobody ne parle anglais ou très bad
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Jim Morrison use mystical wine to copy my work.
... when your president jogs, proudly wearing a New-York Police District T-shirt.
added on the 2008-10-11 19:56:21 by RetroVM RetroVM
@kaneel: the first one (Marie Gillain) is belgian, from french-speaking wallonia though :)

added on the 2008-10-12 18:37:26 by oxb oxb
oxb: ?? this is virginie ledoyen...

(both are singing, and marie gillain super bad)
added on the 2008-10-12 19:30:34 by Zest Zest
- When you go to a small demoparty, where is no internet, some scener in a sportscar drives you to the internet.
- Food and alcohol are included in the entrance fee on some parties
- where the demoparty is in the middle of nowhere.
- you can easily find an adult comics cetegory on your local ebay
- where sceners hide their best demoparts and never use them
- where they drink Cidre instead of lemonade, and wine instead of beer
- where you are the only non french on a demo party
added on the 2008-10-12 20:29:38 by Exin Exin
zest: Super bad ?
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added on the 2008-10-12 20:53:23 by doh doh
doh: i was referring to her singing :p (with überannoying Cali)
added on the 2008-10-12 22:11:22 by Zest Zest
oxb: ?? this is virginie ledoyen...

(both are singing, and marie gillain super bad)

Damn. Can't believe that confusion ! Well, anyway, my coup de coeur definitely goes to Marie Gillain. C'est le genre de fille qui s'embellit avec l'âge. Elle est de plus en plus bonasse sans déconner (on a la classe ou on l'a pas hein!)

added on the 2008-10-12 22:19:21 by oxb oxb
j'acquiesce, surtout qu'elle ressemble à ma cousine (affirmation gratuite propre à internet)
added on the 2008-10-12 22:48:50 by Zest Zest
@Exin : you went to a french _CPC_ demoparty... that's even worse :D
... the fucking dogs spreaded shit all over the sidewalk.
added on the 2008-10-13 19:40:51 by EviL EviL
Zest: if you invest 20k euro in a car, it's not "just a car", it's an investment as anyone, and you don't want people fuck with that.

if I'd see someone scratch my car, I'd go mental.
added on the 2008-10-13 20:10:48 by thec thec
if i had to go mental whenever i lent my car to my brother and he brought it back with massive bumps and scratchs...
added on the 2008-10-13 20:20:43 by Zest Zest
...when you think i cant be more worse and then notice you left belgium...
added on the 2008-10-13 23:06:25 by pOWL pOWL
VIVE LES FRITES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleventy
added on the 2008-10-14 01:08:55 by EviL EviL
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