Random Dannish Thread
category: residue [glöplog]
And it has a somewhat shallow ring to it, as it is the same cows that nobody ever gave a shit about while they were alive. but those last 10 seconds of their miserable lifes apparently means a whole lot.....
Funny fact: The difference between a Halal slaughtering and a "normal" one is this:
http://www.acclesandshelvoke.co.uk/cashknocker.htm
and the word besmillah spoken! ...oh wait...."Non penetrating bolt ensures compliance with religious slaughtering requirements" there is no difference today between a "normal" slaughter and a "halal" slaughter in europe and only a few Kosher and a few halal salughters have a dispensation.
The real issue here is not the slaughter itself you see: It's the word besmillah and a demand to drain as much blood from the animal as possible before consumption which is fully in line with European health guidelines, and as our own army of butchers realised eons ago, cutting the throat on the animal does get the job done...nomatter what you tell the animal as you kill it!
Funny fact: The difference between a Halal slaughtering and a "normal" one is this:
http://www.acclesandshelvoke.co.uk/cashknocker.htm
and the word besmillah spoken! ...oh wait...."Non penetrating bolt ensures compliance with religious slaughtering requirements" there is no difference today between a "normal" slaughter and a "halal" slaughter in europe and only a few Kosher and a few halal salughters have a dispensation.
The real issue here is not the slaughter itself you see: It's the word besmillah and a demand to drain as much blood from the animal as possible before consumption which is fully in line with European health guidelines, and as our own army of butchers realised eons ago, cutting the throat on the animal does get the job done...nomatter what you tell the animal as you kill it!
havoc: The bear incident would not have stared if there wasn't a "wonderful human drama" involved. Lots of hunters make the prime mistake of 1) letting their dog go to scare up some deer 2) the dog finds a bear instead and decides to pick a fight 3) the waiting hunter gets to close to the pissed of bear that is thrashing at everyone he can get his hands on. This never makes it to the silver screen.
The shark thing, well that's just silly. No animal like that ever existed.
The shark thing, well that's just silly. No animal like that ever existed.
Code:
worm orm
milk mælk
music musik
code kode
knife kniv
list liste
belt belte
man mand
demoes demoer
song sang
denmark danmark
book bog
lamp lampe
english is danish
neoneye:
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right venstre
left radikale venstre
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up op
wind vind
good god
god gud
tea the
fish fisk
summer sommer
winter vinterThis movie will teach you all you need to know about Denmark.
Quote:
Harald: How was the trip to the graveyard?
Peter: It was okay.
Harald: Good. Mind' doing another run?
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welcome, where're you from? hej der, hvornår tager du tilbage?
fiftythree treoghalvtreds
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all alle
simple simpel
thing ting
little lille
cat kat
warm varm
day dag
cold kold
glass glas
plant plante
nature natur
photo fotoThe way Danes pronounce these words are far from English.
"dag" comes pretty close.
Gloom: this one is better:
Quote:
Arvid: She was coming to take the TV.
Harald: OK... All right... Where is she?
Arvid: At home. In the living room.
Arvid (adding): And in the kitchen.
"I Kina spiser de hunde" is one of my favourite danish movies, along with "Gamle mænd i nye biler" and "Blinkende lykter".
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half halv
full fuld
hard hård
think tænk
here her
first først
same samme
cool kool
I saw a good movie recently Frygtelig lykkelig (2008)
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two to
see se
nine ni
oven ovn
three tre
blood blod
nose næse
take tage
date dato
text tekst
fourteen fjorten
sixteen sekstenCode:
table bord
keyboard tastatur
leaf blad
page blad
pencil blyant
plate tallerken
fork gaffel
spoon ske
cucumber agurk
potato kartoffel
picture billede
stairs trapper
laptop bærbarI see your point, neoneye :P
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Mmmm, elsker dig, lille pålæg <3.
most prominent danish guy ever: Egon Olsen
and the never ending relationship between danish crooks and german vaults...
