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added on the 2012-02-02 09:49:05 by v3nom v3nom
Hmm, I think I should really use taxis then. I just have to remember the German for "get me a taxi to $hotel" which off the top of my head is "Ich möchte Havok mit Ihrem älteren Großmutter Dildo Sammlung zu spielen, während mein guter holländischer Freund masturbiert hier über Ihre Sammlung Löwenzahn."

No?
added on the 2012-02-02 16:40:29 by dotwaffle dotwaffle
word of advice: just asking for "the E-werk" in a taxi can get you taken to a real electricity plant if your german is restricted to shouting names of famous ww2 commanders and weaponry :) the next time i brought my address on a note :D
added on the 2012-02-02 17:05:52 by nic0 nic0
dotwaffle: don't forget to add "blitzkrieg" to your sentence - it will get you there a lot faster!
added on the 2012-02-02 17:13:34 by D.Fox D.Fox
I wonder how a typical German taxi driver would react to 'scheisse!' as the only Deutsch word a drunken scener,that's just entered his cab, would be able mumble at 3am before falling right away into sleep on Saturday night in the driver's very car ;)

..better not risk getting yet another hausverbot :D
added on the 2012-02-02 19:10:08 by kbi kbi
Quote:
I wonder how a typical German taxi driver would react to 'scheisse!'


Stay with 'FLEEEEISCH!!'

At least it worked in our taxi last year; we were driven to this awesome chinese restaurant downtown with a lovely buffet. They even let us inside barefoot(yeah; after some days of heavy partying socks & shoes are the least of your concern, so we simply forgot...) :P
added on the 2012-02-02 19:16:56 by response response
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They even let us inside barefoot(yeah; after some days of heavy partying socks & shoes are the least of your concern, so we simply forgot...) :P

Where's the "like" button?? :D
added on the 2012-02-02 19:19:33 by ferris ferris
well, dotwaffle added two words to my vocabulary: Sammlung and Löwenzahn.

also: http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/german/
Sammlung is a fairly common word, i learned that in German class. Along with Scheissenhosen.
added on the 2012-02-02 21:23:20 by dotwaffle dotwaffle
Actually, the best way to explain a Saarbrücken taxi driver that you wish to be taken to your hotel would be "Du Scheissenhosen, halt die Klappe und bring mich zur Methadonpraxis bevor ich auf dein Ledersitzen kacke". Success guaranteed! :)
added on the 2012-02-02 22:46:53 by havoc havoc
It will get scary if he actually does drive you there :)
added on the 2012-02-02 23:30:13 by D.Fox D.Fox
Because seriously, why else would be a foreigner in Saarbrucken in April.
added on the 2012-02-02 23:36:45 by Gargaj Gargaj
lol Rowley. here's the google phonemic to make sure it works ;)

"doo shaiz hoesain hulled dee frassa ooned bring mish tsoor metadonpraxis bayfore ish ouf duhin laidersitsan kaka"
added on the 2012-02-03 00:29:57 by yumeji yumeji
Langweilig. "Fritz, take me to the land of garlic wearing cheese eating surrender monkeys. What do you mean it's walkable from here? You mean we're going to dig a trench and wear crazy helmets? Why are you crying?"
added on the 2012-02-03 01:08:44 by dotwaffle dotwaffle
If the taxi driver is female, a simple 'Du alte drecksau, ich bin richtig sauer und ich wirde mein liebesrackete ins ihre votze stechen, geh ab!' will suffice.

Or so I'm told.
added on the 2012-02-03 01:19:16 by okkie okkie
You crazy people.. In belgium just yelling "WAAR IS DA FEESJE ?" with a response from the driver being "HIER IS DA FEESJE" will suffice.
added on the 2012-02-03 11:22:20 by franky-- franky--
franky: that's just because belgium is so small, that there's only one party at a time.
added on the 2012-02-03 11:29:16 by D.Fox D.Fox
Yep. Only one and its called Belgium :)
added on the 2012-02-03 12:42:16 by franky-- franky--
Je n'ai pas vu que Saarebruck est si prés de la frontière! Câlisse, j'ai dois trouve une façon de visite avant notre departure.
@metoikos: oui! comme ca tu pourras aller chercher une baguette et du fromage avec ton beret!
added on the 2012-02-03 14:56:11 by rez rez
(pis je sais que mon français est brise, mais je suis en train de améliore)
Kończcie flaszkę i do domu!
added on the 2012-02-03 14:58:53 by kbi kbi
Je n'aime pas les baguettes, je préfère le pain finnois.
ruisleipä suomalainen!
IMMER GERADEAUS
desolée, je ne peux pas encore comprendre le polonais. mais j'ai quelques mots de magyar, pour la plupart les mots impolis. : D

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