the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2014-11-24
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Does the term 2.5D makes sense? Even modern 3D is really projections on a 2D screen. Also, 2.5D could be a strange fractal world. - 2014-11-25
- That's what they said "Doom was a bad game because you couldn't talk to the monsters." Wat?
- 2014-11-26
- I just bought the wii u. Doh.
- Yeah exactly, I got the premium 32gb with mario kart 8.
- This "Oh, now I can see how my beloved genre went to shit" mentality is cartoonish and ridiculous.
- I didn't said that btw. I forgot the second quotes. It was funny, it said cartoonish. And I like old grunts arguing how duke nukem was better than modern FPS.
- 2014-11-27
- My god, this is the funniest Doom review, even funnier than "you can not talk to monsters" http://www.erasmatazz.com/library/the-journal-of-computer/jcgd-volume-7/design-a nalysis-doom.html
- Actually the other parts are ok. But the sound analysis, shit. Frogs are imps being nearbye. Breathing is probably "step out of the acid water stupid!"
- ...and then there are the people who praise it for its "good" story (aliens invade, you shoot aliens), "interesting", "believable" characters (a chick with small tits (woman power!) and a gun (woman power!) who says "stop pointing that torch at me" when you point a torch at her and cries when someone c
- 2014-11-28
- "Jone Romero's about to make you his bitch." haha typo! http://www.gamespot.com/articles/doom-creator-john-romero-working-on-first-shoot er-/1100-6421655/
- 2014-11-30
- Indeed, gamer is a stupid identity. Everyone plays games as everyone watches movies. But programmer. Unique.
- I will get drunk now
- Buckfast is kinda awful. Will go back to cheap breezer. Awful small ammounts to bootstart drank, then cheepe breezers to retain.
- 2014-12-01
- I woke up
- I'll have a red bull
- I suffered through Daikatana
- It had great Vision, but half of the game being horrible AI escorts killed it.
- 2014-12-02
- Finally inside.
- 3DO Doom source code https://github.com/Olde-Skuul/doom3do
- The music ended up being the best of all the ports, even though this happened out of need because there was no time to port the player.
- 2014-12-03
- Or why not make drunken demo compo? We hack Linux kernel to display demos while drunk on buckfast
- Fylarakium?
- 2014-12-04
- Do you hate it when you respond to a forum, use a lot of parenthesis, and this ;) automatically translates to a smiley? ; is for greek question mark btw.
- Ok, now I read N64 had 4k resolution for it's textures, it means it's very small 4kb texture cache, but people would think 4K as in 3960x2160, hahaha
- 2014-12-05
- Occlusion Fapping.