kolme missifitti by Deus Ex Machina [web] & Cryonics [web]
screenshot added by Hatikvah on 2003-08-11 23:36:23
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release date : august 2003
release party : Assembly 2003
compo : combined 64k
ranked : 9th
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popularity : 62%
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If you don't have dezin you should at least have cool code.
sucks added on the 2003-08-10 15:07:50 by sagacity sagacity
nVidia SUCKS.


(the framerate on ati+nvidia 2.0 shaders cards varies between 1 to 10 or so... fucking disgusting)

(should be fixed in final, - as soon as the bug is located... happy for any help.. (dont have any fx/radeon card myself))
added on the 2003-08-11 18:50:37 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
horrible piece of shit
sucks added on the 2003-08-11 18:53:59 by dairos dairos
screenshoot went grey... ir sucks .. hmm weird =)
added on the 2003-08-11 23:36:52 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
not that bad .... exepected something worse. Please have some decent music.
rulez added on the 2003-08-12 17:40:23 by nytrik nytrik
It was just what I expected. DXM style and the music, ngh.
sucks added on the 2003-08-12 21:13:43 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
this is 0% as ordinary dxm.. but i guess you call all good productions for dxm stuff :)
added on the 2003-08-13 02:45:38 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
it shows that there is more serious effort put into this intro than other dxm intros... some of the stuff actually looks good, and it has little to do with its predecessors in the misfit series... and I'm not saying this only because I had the strange experience of seeing stefan working on it.. saying things like "maybe I should adjust the colors a bit" or "maybe it will look better if i toggle the flashing of the top thingy and the bottom on" and fixing little details all the time... (this is a rare experience indeed compared to the usual one... "maybe I should just show random effects each frame?" or "fuck! The colors aren't 0xff00ff enough" ;)

Luckily, he was the same little obnoxius smartass as always, or I would have been REALLY worried...
added on the 2003-08-13 03:28:04 by gammawave gammawave
This prod has nothing....
sucks added on the 2003-08-13 04:27:06 by got got
gamma: i had a seriously fucking hangover.. oh and btw.. all my minttu bottles are already empty.. hmm. and i feel soooo good (ehem;)

got: well it has 2 parts (1: gf3/g4 or worse: you get to see really really really ugly piece of shit, 2: you run it on fx/radeon9500 or better card, and you will see it look correctly... but with like reeeeeaaallllyyyyy poor framerate.. i blame matrox for this , they have to speedy vertexshader units :)

anyways.. dxm - world domination 2003
added on the 2003-08-13 05:20:34 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
This is very good. But you find it hard to take yourself seriously. Is this a defense? You fear people will laugh at you so you laugh at yourself first.

Trust in your talent and let your work speak and you will go far in the future.
rulez added on the 2003-08-13 05:39:13 by Tongue Tongue
Who the hell can take 1fps seriously?

Who the hell can take this non-shader path seriously?
added on the 2003-08-13 05:42:33 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Arrogance and fuck dezin, I find it funny :)
Btw,. "Lame people, such as...". At which fight does it refer? (pouet/product thread?)
added on the 2003-08-14 01:11:32 by Optimus Optimus
i know have a working executable that runs smooth on prety much all carsd (gf4+) and that looks "ok" on gf4 (still needs 2.0 shaders to look correct tho)
added on the 2003-08-14 01:13:01 by Hatikvah Hatikvah

PLUS it now runs "okayish" on gf4 cards aswell.

ok.. now iam gonna thumb me up! >P
rulez added on the 2003-08-14 18:02:53 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
it fucks a bit up on gf4s mr. lator :)
added on the 2003-08-14 18:25:52 by jar jar
i never said it didnt. :)
but it should run, and look 50% as it should.. ("okayish":)
added on the 2003-08-14 18:28:28 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
How about an OS X port ? ;)
added on the 2003-08-14 19:06:05 by gammawave gammawave
sucks added on the 2003-08-14 19:33:31 by elend elend
dxm - makes deziners mumble incoherently
rulez added on the 2003-08-14 20:16:13 by superplek superplek
gamma: port d3d9 for me and ill do the intro porting.. ok?
added on the 2003-08-14 22:27:37 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
works now on my radeon 9600, but dont like it.
sucks added on the 2003-08-14 22:42:47 by rock rock
Ugly, slow, matrox. Need I say more?
sucks added on the 2003-08-15 04:39:38 by sea_monkey sea_monkey
not all of d3d, but your device wrapper should be relatively easily ported to opengl.. :)
added on the 2003-08-15 12:40:13 by gammawave gammawave
thom: what you say makes no sense... the fact youre just as shit is probably the only thing that makes sense.

gammawave: hmm, not everything runs thro the wrapped d3d device.. but ofcourse it could.. however.. i doubt it would be a 64k if you need to wrap up whats in the d3ddevice with opengl... but.. sure.. gimme your email and ill zip my shit up for you =)
added on the 2003-08-15 13:12:34 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Looks nice enough for me. Runs too slow in scroller part tho, and probably looks nothing like what it's supposed to.
rulez added on the 2003-08-20 19:35:56 by psonice psonice
sucks added on the 2003-08-24 19:29:36 by spengler spengler
as your mom
added on the 2003-08-24 19:40:58 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
"things like "maybe I should adjust the colors a bit" or "maybe it will look better if i toggle the flashing of the top thingy and the bottom on" and fixing little details all the time...


thanks for the greet (now fix the Ü), this ROX!
rulez added on the 2003-08-26 19:01:26 by Gargaj Gargaj
this does indeed look way different with a pixel shader card, sweet stuff!
added on the 2004-02-19 11:17:26 by psonice psonice
impressive code but feels like a bad trip :p
rulez added on the 2004-02-20 05:19:08 by Zest Zest
There's no bad trips! Just bad interpretations!
added on the 2004-02-20 09:41:47 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
music sucks...
but the whole thing is so trippy.
rulez added on the 2004-02-23 22:17:04 by vagus vagus
for the greet
rulez added on the 2004-03-25 05:20:10 by psenough psenough
terrible sound and nothing new to see =[
sucks added on the 2004-04-26 19:39:47 by 0x$$ 0x$$
sucks added on the 2004-06-15 01:46:19 by stm stm
do it.
rulez added on the 2004-11-09 02:07:55 by _andre _andre
added on the 2005-12-06 04:44:40 by Gaia Gaia
Not too bad, some nice effects and the greetings part is funny. :) But the "music" destroys everything.
added on the 2005-12-10 04:34:04 by StingRay StingRay
sucks added on the 2005-12-16 09:57:14 by wie8 wie8
Only dxm makes it possible.
sucks added on the 2005-12-16 10:09:50 by Preacher Preacher
sucks added on the 2006-01-08 12:59:51 by Dubmood Dubmood
cool effect!!
rulez added on the 2006-02-12 14:11:25 by Heulanith Heulanith
sucks added on the 2007-01-04 20:27:21 by bhead bhead
sucks added on the 2009-11-20 02:40:28 by zoolum zoolum

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