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ksynth by K-Storm [web]
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screenshot added by skarab on 2005-03-10 00:49:55
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release date : march 2005
  • rulez 3
  • is ok 19
  • sucks 28
popularity : 62%
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alltime top: #37945
added on the 2005-03-10 00:49:53 by skarab skarab

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this is the synth we'll use for future prods..
first version -> eat the bugs
added on the 2005-03-10 00:51:01 by skarab skarab
sounds like 1k intro synth here :)
added on the 2005-03-10 01:25:00 by beton beton
Either it's not working properly on my machine, or then it's the worst-sounding synth I've ever heard
added on the 2005-03-10 01:29:52 by Preacher Preacher
Im sorry but it is horrible
added on the 2005-03-10 01:33:45 by NoahR NoahR
Some thoughts:
1. Example file doesn't seem to be showing too much power of this tool.
2. I prefer standard C, D, E... to do, re, mi... in trackers. ;)
3. It would be cool if music was embedded into the example instead of being stored in separate file.
4. It's quite hard to tune anything using frequency slider (which should probably be renamed to "period").
5. Looking at the mapfile, it doesn't seem to be a synth for 1-4k, so it definitely should offer something more than it offers now.

Anyway, as you said, it's first version, so no thumb so far and I'm waiting for next releases.
added on the 2005-03-10 01:49:49 by KK KK
Krzysiek-K: i've made the sample in 5mn, it wasn't the point. for a,b,c, yes i know ;)
but actually i want to make it be able to be used in 4k.
added on the 2005-03-10 01:57:51 by skarab skarab
worst joke ever... too good mood to thumb it down and i dont wanna be the first either. later.
added on the 2005-03-10 02:06:39 by Gargaj Gargaj
nice try!
rulez added on the 2005-03-10 02:13:17 by norecess norecess
hmm.. doesnt sound to well.
added on the 2005-03-10 07:29:02 by bzz bzz
Quote:
first version -> eat the bugs


No friends left to beta test anything ?
Would have been better for you to show the synth in a prod first than in a tool version.
added on the 2005-03-10 08:26:51 by willbe willbe
gargaj: for your pleasure :)

skarab: sorry it's not personaly, i just wait for something unbelivable :))))))))))))
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 09:05:17 by AbcuG! AbcuG!
hell yeah, BRING IT HERE BABY
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 09:06:58 by apricot apricot
"This ain't Kansas anymore, Toto..."
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 09:48:38 by Gargaj Gargaj
Quote:
this is the synth we'll use for future prods


pray for us
doesn't sound too good .. and concerning the tracker : all my kind thoughts go to your musicians ... i hope you're already working on V.2 :)
added on the 2005-03-10 11:08:49 by kohai kohai
what the fuck? i guess it played correctly according to other comments
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 11:36:50 by shadez shadez
hehe =)

bless your musicians..... but yeah, cool music can be done with all kinds of crappy synths.. =))
added on the 2005-03-10 13:30:25 by nula nula
Sounds bad, let's guess it's a wip :P
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 13:42:28 by shash shash
Worst example tune for a music software ever. ;)
added on the 2005-03-10 13:54:45 by tomaes tomaes
o m f,f g.
added on the 2005-03-10 16:00:18 by kb_ kb_
i hope its just a joke
added on the 2005-03-10 16:22:36 by rmeht rmeht
very nice screenshot :)
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 16:28:51 by makc makc
I have just one question: Is the noise intentional? When pattern 2 of the sample starts, nearly all I can hear is noise. And I'm not speaking about note-on/off clicks, but noisy noise. I hope it only sounds like that on my machine.

Haven't really tested it, so no vote.
added on the 2005-03-10 16:59:03 by chock chock
FIANEYLLY!!!1111 TEJ TRUTH)0ER! SI REVEA!L???

->>>>>>>>>>>

[17:57:25] okkie 'ohh..: SHALL WE USE KSYNTH YES! THAT GREAT KTHX
[17:57:38] Gargaj: YES YES!!
[17:57:42] Gargaj: IT SI V3!
[17:57:48] okkie 'ohh..: AWESOME SOUND I HERD!
[17:57:56] okkie 'ohh..: MAKE AWESOME BRAINFUCK TO FRENBCH MIND!
[17:58:31] Gargaj: COMPAERD TO KSYNTH, KB SI LAMOR
[17:58:53] okkie 'ohh..: KB SI CONSUM0R WHOREBOY!!!
[17:58:58] Gargaj: YEH
[17:58:59] okkie 'ohh..: KSYNTH IS UNDERGROUND YES!
[17:59:10] Gargaj: KSYNTHS SI TREU AELTEARNITV?!
[17:59:16] okkie 'ohh..: YAEH!
[17:59:33] okkie 'ohh..: MADE BY FRENCH COMUNIOSt COALMINER
UNDERGROUND PEOPLE!
added on the 2005-03-10 18:02:30 by Gargaj Gargaj
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 19:23:05 by Shockwave Shockwave
A FUCKSYNTH!
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 19:36:11 by Maali Maali
I have no idea, just scoring a glöp.
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 20:01:37 by Mr Twist Laser Mr Twist Laser
I haven't even tried it, but just reading the comments and looking the screenshot, I'm sure it can't be good. Plus Skarab sucks.
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 20:45:23 by teel teel
couldnt make kickass music
added on the 2005-03-10 20:59:38 by quisten quisten
I coded a saw wave generator for a DSP processor today. Even the first buggy draft test version sounded much better than this, so I'll join the bandwagon
sucks added on the 2005-03-10 21:24:02 by Preacher Preacher
Skarab : here's a hint.
Insert Sleep(40); after message processing loop in your sample player.
Do you like the music ?
If you dont get what ~25 fps have to do with this then let me explain. As you suggest to insert synth update call into rendering loop, i have to notice that highly complicated hi-tech 'sweetheart' demo runs at 15 fps on some scenes, and average framerate can hardly approach 30. from the bottom.

good luck.
added on the 2005-03-10 21:37:03 by apricot apricot
sweetheart running hardly at 30fps, best hoke ever ;)
added on the 2005-03-10 21:45:15 by skarab skarab
sweetheart running hardly at 30fps, best joke ever ;)
added on the 2005-03-10 21:45:38 by skarab skarab
Skarab, what i said before was just an approximation based on fraps framerate counter. Now i've performed a benchmark with fraps.

Frames, Time (ms), Min, Max, Avg
10553, 346419, 14, 147, 30.463

Not to put shame on you, i've started benchmark _after_ precalc was finished ( actually when i saw a few frames of first scene ) and i've finished it _before_ shutdown routine.

YES SKARAB ITS BEST JOKE EVER AND IT"S BY YOU SO BE PROUD OF IT or Grim reaper...
added on the 2005-03-10 22:11:24 by apricot apricot
awesome hoke skarab! no go back to eating frogs, plz kthx
sucks added on the 2005-03-11 00:41:39 by okkie okkie
ouch
sucks added on the 2005-03-11 00:47:18 by BoyC BoyC
Quote:
sweetheart running hardly at 30fps, best joke ever ;)


No, not really.
sucks added on the 2005-03-11 03:10:38 by sea_monkey sea_monkey
sucks added on the 2005-03-11 12:25:44 by v3nom v3nom
read some tutorials
added on the 2005-03-11 12:26:18 by v3nom v3nom
haha fuck no
sucks added on the 2005-03-11 13:48:55 by Shifter Shifter
upon trying to use it:
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added on the 2005-03-12 02:11:28 by Shifter Shifter
Why the link doesn't work? I want to download this..
added on the 2005-03-12 15:04:21 by Optimus Optimus
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/kstorm/prods/ksynth.rar
added on the 2005-03-12 15:12:48 by skarab skarab
nah.
sucks added on the 2005-03-13 07:14:16 by got got
Nice 1 Skarab
rulez added on the 2005-03-13 07:21:20 by Mike 3D Mike 3D
ich sass auf einer wiese: määääähhh
sucks added on the 2005-03-13 14:15:55 by NuKem NuKem
Still, doesn't work.. ;P
added on the 2005-03-13 20:26:08 by Optimus Optimus
haha
sucks added on the 2005-03-13 20:28:01 by a_lee_n a_lee_n
sorry, i've changed of host : http://www.kstorm.tk :)
added on the 2005-03-15 11:37:09 by skarab skarab
Why even release such junk?
sucks added on the 2005-03-16 02:36:49 by s_tec s_tec
i was unable to find the "generate cool demotune" button, so i thumb this down.
sucks added on the 2005-03-16 08:01:37 by rasmus/loonies rasmus/loonies
demo-scene.dk : http://skarab24.kstorm.free.fr/prods/tracker.rar
Tools->Song->Gen cool demotune->Play
added on the 2005-03-16 23:53:05 by skarab skarab
the only way to score with this synth is hypnotize audience with such random noise
@_@ *HAVE TO VOTE* *HAVE TO VOTE*
added on the 2005-03-17 00:10:28 by apricot apricot
Sorry, but this really made my day :~)
This is Pouet prod bashing to the extremes!
(errm no, I didnt try the synth)
added on the 2005-03-17 05:46:56 by Paralax Paralax
I will never thumb up a release that's been thumbed down by Gargaj.
And yes, ksynth sucks.
sucks added on the 2005-03-19 03:34:38 by jimmi jimmi
This is the worst piece of s**t that I have ever seen... or heard for that matter. So I guess you get to be in the world records as the lamest of the lame. Congratulations on being the lamest f**k on Pouet. Oh yeah, two thumbs down , one for the prod the other for being such a f**king lame bastard! Congratulations!!
sucks added on the 2005-03-21 07:06:07 by wham wham
ey, hey people,.. calm down now :)
added on the 2005-03-21 15:30:19 by Optimus Optimus
almost as good as kneippbrød!
rulez added on the 2005-03-21 15:40:28 by kusma kusma
It ultimately fails because of crash-bugs and very difficult interface. I must admit I liked the 'random tune' - for some perverted reason... these tunes are ideal to put you to sleep.. The screenshot could be better.. How about one from that demo with the infamous 'sex' scene ? (from the same demo with the limping horse, or whatever it was..).


added on the 2005-03-21 16:29:06 by Navis Navis
who cares about the screenshot of a demo tool
AHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!
LOL OMG ROLF CUM BBQ!!!!
YUO SI TEH SUX OMG!!!!!!
sucks added on the 2005-03-21 23:55:10 by coma coma
first of all: i don't see the point in releasing that tool. but you decide, not me.

anyway the samples may be good enough for a 4k but not more. the tool seems to be full of bugs (crashed 4 times in 4 minutes). i tried hard to do a good basedrum but it seems that i am to lame, to much idiot or a master looser to create one. maybe just my speakers are fucked up?! no need to talk about the hardness in tracking music with it. i would prefer hacking notes into the demo/intro source code instead.

but even the thumb goes down now you can show us invisible potential by doing a great tune for a later intro and actually this is what it is about, isn't it? :)
sucks added on the 2005-04-13 12:33:47 by scicco scicco
scicco: this version was made in few days, and there is as much bugs than fuxplux (before that i didnt know things like making sound, frequencies, ... ).
and yes, i'm actually making a 4k with v2
added on the 2005-04-13 13:38:49 by skarab skarab
skarab: okee, so lets look forward to it.

anyway, maybe you should think twice before releasing a kind of beta version especially when it gives nothing to noone except to have a look at a non-finished version. keep it for your eyes only, make damn good music and let the people talk about your stuff like "how did he managed that fucking superb synth tune???". THEN the time should be good to release that kind of tool.

nevertheless keep on coding, usually everyone gets better with every line of code written. :)
added on the 2005-04-13 14:19:17 by scicco scicco
Thats an evil rumour.. there are no bugs in fuxplux.. every bug is a feature..

greetz vom mh
added on the 2005-06-13 20:54:00 by pty pty
Thats an evil rumour.. there are no bugs in fuxplux.. every bug is a feature..

greetz from mh
added on the 2005-06-13 20:54:31 by pty pty
SCARAB SUXXX HAHHAHA
sucks added on the 2005-10-27 03:29:10 by iks iks
don't release unfinished stuff.
sucks added on the 2006-06-05 17:59:55 by BarZoule BarZoule
The sample file sounds ok. You were not expecting a Nordleed, were you?
added on the 2006-06-05 19:00:52 by xernobyl xernobyl
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sucks added on the 2012-04-26 12:40:34 by xTr1m xTr1m

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