Nokia Sucks by The Swedes
screenshot added by mados on 2002-08-21 14:47:49
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release date : august 2002
release party : Assembly 2002
compo : combined 64k
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popularity : 60%
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added on the 2002-08-06 15:32:56 by steffo steffo

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YES!! Nokia DO Suck!
The official statement from asm crew regarding why this wasn't in the compo is that it was submitted to late, but The Swedes said it was because nokia sucks. I'll fix a screenshot and shit when I'm back home I guess. Great party work guys, keep on dissing.
rulez added on the 2002-08-06 15:34:45 by steffo steffo
YeeeeeSSS!!! This is the ultimate experience by the PoWAh group 'The Swedes' !!! Totally gripping and stuff.....
rulez added on the 2002-08-06 15:44:27 by peggy peggy
Doesn't run here. Swedes suck.
added on the 2002-08-06 16:31:33 by kb_ kb_
kb, what happens?
added on the 2002-08-06 16:33:48 by steffo steffo
Simple effects, nothing special, I dislike the title
added on the 2002-08-06 16:34:52 by ZoUzOuLoS ZoUzOuLoS
I personally really liked the displacement texture effect.
added on the 2002-08-06 16:52:35 by steffo steffo
nokia pays my schooling
sucks added on the 2002-08-06 17:06:18 by JDruid JDruid
then you or your country suck :)
added on the 2002-08-06 17:14:51 by steffo steffo
doesn't run here either
added on the 2002-08-06 17:28:16 by raymon raymon
Swedes suck as does the Ridge.
sucks added on the 2002-08-06 20:57:02 by drstranger drstranger
This intro rocked. The Swedes rules, Nokia sucks.
rulez added on the 2002-08-06 21:21:17 by bumbu bumbu
rulez added on the 2002-08-06 21:50:52 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Nokia really sucks, intro rulez for having the guts to say it in asm :))
rulez added on the 2002-08-06 22:13:50 by zafos zafos
zafos: remind me please the model of your mobile phone...
added on the 2002-08-06 22:27:27 by ZoUzOuLoS ZoUzOuLoS
The version we had for jurying didn't even have music in it and something like one effect in it. So yea, we keep dissing. It sucks.
added on the 2002-08-07 04:00:26 by deck deck

nokia, ericsson, alcatel, siemens.. they all suck.

motorola rulx!

added on the 2002-08-07 04:07:01 by raver raver
DECK: it was BUGs !! a final release was handled in to late .. just one day to late.. but it rocked for sure! its this! its magnifice, NOKIA SUCKS!!
added on the 2002-08-07 04:18:31 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
everything sux.

except me.
added on the 2002-08-07 10:14:26 by _ _
Deck, actually the update was handed in around 23:00-23:45 on friday, but the guy who said I should give it to him did not give it to the compo crew until next morning. And the 64k compo organizer told me that THIS was the version used for the jury. Would've been nice if people told the truth atleast. But I don't mind really, nokia sucks.
added on the 2002-08-07 13:30:55 by steffo steffo
Nokia sucks!!
rulez added on the 2002-08-07 13:37:29 by java java
could someone tell me why my ftp-server crashes everytime i run this intro?!
hohohohoho =) bugilibug!!!
added on the 2002-08-07 13:43:58 by peggy peggy
some strange sounds, too messy - but watchable
added on the 2002-08-07 18:09:04 by beavis77 beavis77
The music was fucking awesome imo. I talked to some of the swedes, and aparently it was made in some new unreleased tracker-thingy. macaw, features rocks.
added on the 2002-08-07 20:59:54 by steffo steffo
your attempts at making 'the swedes' sound like an actual group consisting of not-you are embarassingly bad, guys. :)
added on the 2002-08-07 21:40:40 by sagacity sagacity
must be split personality...swedish people often talk to themselves..
added on the 2002-08-07 21:48:57 by Wain Wain
stefancrs: intresting , da swedes at the party also had some funky tracker ... but it really doesnt sound the same, does this guys have many crappy synths?
added on the 2002-08-08 01:16:30 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
lator: dunno, ask anders, he or peter would know afaik.
sagacity: most swedes are in "the swedes" as it seems, haven't seen any official member-list though, but the constillation seems to be fucking huge.
added on the 2002-08-08 02:32:56 by steffo steffo
uhm, i meant from "the party" ie theparty.dk crap, tho live, EY!

iam not making sense and iam not fin, ill sleep
added on the 2002-08-08 03:00:35 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Judging from the title I was expecting a 'joke' production. But actually this was okay. The blobs were nice, although the music had some noise and everything ended kinda suddently.

At least the title is a change from 'Microsoft sucks.'
Thom: Microsoft sucks doesn't insult any country, so why would the swedes name a prod "microsoft sucks" ? They will probably do stuff like "nokia sucks" for finland and "Germany, home of the nazists" etc. I dunno, I guess time will tell. Maybe they should avoid the nazi-topic, because germans are way to ashamed of their own history to even joke about it.

lator: Ah, yes. I dunno. Maybe different coders/musicians have different shit going.
added on the 2002-08-13 11:48:55 by steffo steffo
steffo: thats why they should be made fun of! lets hope the swedes does the german nazis good!
added on the 2002-08-13 12:51:20 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Mercedes sucks is probably a good title if they should release anything... or maybe:
Helmut is a mother f%#¤ing Khol...
added on the 2002-08-13 13:30:39 by peggy peggy
hitler drives mercedes
added on the 2002-08-13 13:35:22 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Actually, since I'm a member and all. Why wouldn't "All germans are nazis" be a good title? It's funny.
added on the 2002-08-14 17:35:39 by steffo steffo
yeah since I'm the founder and all. I must say its a brilliant intro name, (btw, cant we have lots of internal wars and kick people to The Norwegians and stuff like that in the future?:)
added on the 2002-08-14 17:45:11 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Ofcourse we can, and btw, I'm the founder of "the swedes" and you know it. You maybe founded "svenskarna", and as we all can see that's a different name.
added on the 2002-08-14 17:48:38 by steffo steffo
youre just the translator :)
added on the 2002-08-14 17:50:27 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Or maybe you're the only member of "svenskarna" and also a member of "the swedes".
added on the 2002-08-14 17:53:24 by steffo steffo
Oh, i thought you just translated "svenskarna" to english so that the finnish geeks could understand it to! (svenskarna is understandable by danish native speakers) but ok!
how about sharing the foundation?
added on the 2002-08-14 17:55:02 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Sounds ok, we know that you're my bitch anyway. (but I'm swoffas bitch, so I guess that makes you his bitch as well).
added on the 2002-08-14 17:55:50 by steffo steffo
but what if swoffa is my bitch?
added on the 2002-08-14 17:57:19 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
100% feedback loop. We are our bitches.
added on the 2002-08-14 17:57:51 by steffo steffo
that means we can just add bitches without any problems?
then i would add peggy directly i think he needs to be a bitch aswell...
However we need to keep this patriotic, so only swedish bitches ok? or we could import from estonia or something, but then perhaps our swedish bitch beck will find out.. so lets skip that
added on the 2002-08-14 18:00:25 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Peggy was already in the loop. And yes, no half-breeds.
added on the 2002-08-14 18:01:01 by steffo steffo
Offical message from the swedes HQ:
Home page is coming and stealth is now officiall mascot!
added on the 2002-08-14 18:13:03 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
"my dad works at nokia"
sucks added on the 2002-08-14 21:09:43 by raymon raymon
omg, im ashamed of being swedish due to this unbelievable piece of crap.

steffo, whats your age again?
added on the 2002-08-14 21:49:20 by rbism rbism
rbism> due to your incredible dull and lame music youre not one of The Swedes, its no need for you to flame the kings for that, just try to become abit better and perhaps you can become a king yourself.
added on the 2002-08-14 22:41:26 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
sorry, i meant you could PERHAPS become a bitch, but i guess youre to sloppy
added on the 2002-08-14 22:47:26 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
rbism, 24, why do you wonder?
too bad that your ashamed of yourself, even if atleast partly.
added on the 2002-08-14 23:05:00 by steffo steffo
The intro is rather messy in terms of design, and so is the music. It's not bad, though, more like 'different'.

The title is unimaginative and it sucks. And I do love my Nokia mobile phone.
added on the 2002-08-14 23:22:44 by moT moT
lator. keep telling yourself that your are kings and it MIGHT be real, even in YOUR head.
added on the 2002-08-15 01:18:05 by rbism rbism
moT, the title was funny when being at asm in the woozy state of mind one was in. And just because of that, it's still funny, regardless of how good nokia phones actually are. The intro is a bit short, yes, but I coded it on a friends computer, since mine was malfunctioning. 100% partyprod.
added on the 2002-08-15 14:49:52 by steffo steffo
don't work here (standard win2000 error message). amd1ghz/geforce/640mb
added on the 2002-08-15 14:58:37 by robotriot robotriot
I doubt the demands of a final version are that big :) Wicked though. Could be something with multitexturing-shit or so. Dunno.
added on the 2002-08-15 15:20:58 by steffo steffo
nice music.. some of the effects looks fucked up on my sucky s3 card :/ , but the intro i still great :)
added on the 2003-01-21 08:01:51 by bzz bzz
I don't know if the track is generated or not, but sounds awfully, and the intro hasn't got anything worth watching
sucks added on the 2003-02-11 19:33:11 by shash shash
added on the 2003-02-16 03:21:59 by Yohan Yohan
i got nokia handy, and it sucks... but it doesn't make this intro good (actually i liked the music)
added on the 2003-05-18 11:17:54 by shadez shadez
My phone sucks, really!
sucks added on the 2003-05-18 11:24:15 by Optimus Optimus
Nokia really suxx.. I've used many of its handies but at least i had to destroy'em.. They're really suxx.. And they work just to fuck our budgets by make cheap-produced handies and sell'em in huge prices.. And after 6 months any dork can buy it with half price that you purchased..

Yees!! Nokia is INTEL of the Handy sect.. AND Both of them SUCKS my THICK LONG and HARD DICK.. and make deepthroat sux a lot..

SonyEriccson & AMD RULLEZ!!!
sucks added on the 2004-02-03 01:01:16 by Acharad Acharad
the swedes.
sucks added on the 2004-12-02 22:52:44 by kimi kandler kimi kandler
Yikes. What really sucks is loading files in a 64k intro. Yes, that nokia.gtk is requiered by the intro, otherwise you get a GPF.
sucks added on the 2005-12-14 22:36:54 by eye eye
And the Nokia tune sucks A LOT !
added on the 2005-12-19 20:55:04 by willbe willbe
sucks added on the 2005-12-19 21:01:53 by apricot apricot
The tune makes my ears bleed, but there are some interesting effects, especially for a partyprod.
added on the 2007-06-01 18:22:36 by Nezbie Nezbie
what Nezbie said
sucks added on the 2015-10-21 14:57:54 by moredhel moredhel

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