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OPEN LETTER TO SANTA CLAUS / DUNNO

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DEAR SANTA,

I AM PRETTY PISSED. FOR THE YEARS YOU ALWAYS GAVE ME CRAPPY TOYS TO PLAY WITH. THEY SUCK. AND YOU ALSO DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO TELL ME WHY I ALWAYS GET THIS BS. I AM SAD. VERY SAD. I AM SO FRIENLDY TO EVERY PERSON AROUND ME, EVEN TO THE PEOPLE I FUCKING HATE.

IT IS TRUE - I SAID SOMETHING TO MOM AND SHE WAS VERY ANGRY. SRY FOR THAT.

BUT

IS IT MY FAULT DADDY RUN AWAY TO GET 1 KG OF CRYSTAL METH ?
IS IT MY FAULT THAT PEOPLE DONT LIKE ME? DO I REALLY CARE?
THE TRUTH IS, I GIVE A SHIT. I AM A FUCKING LAMER AND I DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.

I THINK THATS A GOOD ATTITUDE. WHY DO YOU THINK DIFFERENT? WHAT IS THE BIG DIFFERENCE?

AND WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY I HAVE A COMPUTER? I NEVER HAD A COMPUTER !!! NEVER !!! I SWEAR I NEVER SAT INFRONT OF A
COMPUTER AND YOU MUST BELIEVE ME CAUSE I AM VERY NICE AND STUFF. SO GIVE ME GOOD TOYS I CAN PLAY WITH YOU FUCKING
IDIOT OR I WONT GO TO CHURCH. AND I WILL TELL EVERYONE WHO YOU REALLY ARE !!1

SO WATCH OUT SANTA - OR I LL PWNZ YOU !

V4NL4ME / FOUNDER, LEADER, ASSHOLEDESIGNER, CONSULTANT, GFXMAN, WHORE, TOPLAMER NR.1 OF ULTRALAME
added on the 2006-08-17 13:19:45 by v4nl4me v4nl4me
1 KG OF CRYSTAL METH WAS WORTH RUNNING AWAY FROM U!!!!




yes. im your daddy.
added on the 2006-08-17 13:35:54 by alien^PDX alien^PDX
bad bad santa
added on the 2006-08-17 13:38:44 by _docd^hjb _docd^hjb
those aren't toys.

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Dear Santa,

I have been a nice boy all year. Here is my wish list.
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One bottle of Anal Lube
One keyboard without caps lock button.

Thank you in advance, v4nl4me.
added on the 2006-08-17 14:39:09 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE ? YOU THINK I AM KIDDING ???? WATCH OUT OR I LL BURN DOWN THE HOUSE AND KILL EVERYBODY INSIDE - EVEN /ME !1

SO PLS DAD COME BACK TO ME - WE STILL HAVE THE GARDEN FULL OF WEED, DOESNT THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU ? DONT YOU REMEMBER THE GREAT TIMES WE HAD LAUGHING ABOUT OUR BIG HANDS AND MAKING FUN ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT LITTLE SISTER THAT LEFT FOR NTSC COUNTRIES TO GET A FUCKING 360 ????

I AM SAD. VERY SAD. SO SAD I AM. MY TEARS ARE RUNNING INTO WORDS. WORD.WORD.WORD.

merry christmas nitro !11
added on the 2006-08-17 14:54:04 by v4nl4me v4nl4me
Quote:
YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE ?

Fuck do I know, but this is:
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added on the 2006-08-17 15:27:00 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
Santa Claus belongs to Jumalauta.
added on the 2006-08-17 15:31:37 by Preacher Preacher
Christmas belongs to Anthrox!
demo my zsnes me beautiful
added on the 2006-08-17 15:41:06 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01

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