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replace buddha with demoscene

category: general [glöplog]
my theory: for any saying from any religious context that contains a reference to $divinity (buddha/god/allah/satori), where any reference of $divinity is being replaced with "demoscene" (or something similar), the saying does still make sense.

if you find the only demo art, kill it.
added on the 2008-09-03 18:01:09 by paniq paniq
allahu akbar!
added on the 2008-09-03 18:03:00 by uns3en_ uns3en_
Nietzsche: Demoscene is dead! Scene stays dead!
added on the 2008-09-03 18:04:47 by mbb mbb
"The demoscene is either cruel or incompetent." - Woody Allen
added on the 2008-09-03 18:08:19 by ryg ryg
Demoscene does'nt play dices... (Einstein)
added on the 2008-09-03 18:09:37 by TomS4wy3R TomS4wy3R
"If the demoscene didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent it." - Voltaire
added on the 2008-09-03 18:10:18 by ryg ryg
"The Demoscene is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

D'uh, shit, ryg was faster... :)
added on the 2008-09-03 18:13:28 by TomS4wy3R TomS4wy3R
Nietzsche ftw!

"I would only believe in a Demoscene that knows how to dance."

"I cannot believe in a Demoscene who wants to be praised all the time."

"Woman was Demoscene's second mistake."

"After the old Demoscene has been assassinated, I am ready to rule the world."

:D
added on the 2008-09-03 18:17:55 by Zest Zest
"Men rarely (if ever) managed to dream up a demoscener superior to themselves. Most sceners have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." - Robert A. Heinlein
added on the 2008-09-03 18:20:51 by ryg ryg
hahaha awesome :)
added on the 2008-09-03 18:24:20 by paniq paniq
"There is a demoscene within us." - Ovid
added on the 2008-09-03 18:24:25 by TomS4wy3R TomS4wy3R
"All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of a demoscener as a senile delinquent." - Tennessee Williams
added on the 2008-09-03 18:25:17 by ryg ryg
demoscene is in the matter.
added on the 2008-09-03 18:27:07 by paniq paniq
"The Scene is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best." - Voltaire
added on the 2008-09-03 18:29:57 by TomS4wy3R TomS4wy3R
"The demoscene helps those who help themselves." - Benjamin Franklin
added on the 2008-09-03 18:30:36 by ryg ryg
"We are never defeated unless we give up on the Demoscene." - Ronald Reagan
added on the 2008-09-03 18:31:16 by TomS4wy3R TomS4wy3R
"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty Scenes or none." - Thomas Jefferson
added on the 2008-09-03 18:33:10 by TomS4wy3R TomS4wy3R
Correct me if I'm wrong but Buddah is not a divinity, he is an enlightened person.
added on the 2008-09-03 18:33:35 by El Topo El Topo
"Demoscene is in the T.V." - M. Manson.

But why is paniq trolling pouet so hard, lately? :)
added on the 2008-09-03 18:43:27 by tomaes tomaes
Tomaes, maybe a rush of megalomania? In that vein:

"I have never made but one prayer to the scene, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And the scene granted it." - Voltaire

But I've wasted enough time on this for now :)
added on the 2008-09-03 18:45:05 by ryg ryg
paniq is on a roll to get more storytelling in demos, cos that's very important!
the Scene save the Queen!

the Scene bless the United States of America!
added on the 2008-09-03 18:56:12 by Zest Zest
xDDD best post ever
added on the 2008-09-03 19:03:27 by pera pera
Mathematics is the language in which the demoscene wrote the universe.

- Galileo Galilei
added on the 2008-09-03 19:11:36 by stijn stijn
scenedammit!
added on the 2008-09-03 19:14:13 by okkie okkie

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