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POUET OPTIMIZED FOR?

category: general [glöplog]
 
What browser is Pouet optimized for? Internet Explorer 3.14 or Konqueror 1.41?
I think we need a clear winner so we can have a poster somewhere!
added on the 2009-03-13 04:31:34 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Pouet.net is optimized for blue filtered LCD monitors only, and is not suitable for epileptics, the trumpet-averse, or live trout. It is also optimized for International English, and is fully compliant with the Web 2.7128 meme generation standards. Pouet.net is also .net compliant by definition, and is the number-one-rated blue-flavo(u)red demoscene sounding board and ballast tank, according to several site rating societies that exist only in the fevered imaginations of David Hasslehoff. It is best served cold, garnished with a sprig of parsley and a tall glass of clue.
added on the 2009-03-13 06:51:24 by crusader crusader
he misspelled hassELhoff! BURN THAT WITCH!!!1
added on the 2009-03-13 06:54:04 by havoc havoc
fart
to answer your question, pouet is optimused about once every 5 minutes
added on the 2009-03-13 10:42:42 by forestcre forestcre
xD
added on the 2009-03-13 10:48:09 by d0DgE d0DgE
i don't know of any optimized "for" or any other optimized branch operations in pouet... :S?
added on the 2009-03-13 10:49:59 by xTr1m xTr1m
AMIGA
added on the 2009-03-13 11:24:35 by Gargaj Gargaj
zyklon b
added on the 2009-03-13 11:27:32 by nosfe nosfe
Telnet!
Trolls!
added on the 2009-03-13 13:35:57 by zoom zoom
Damn, zoom beat me to it :D
added on the 2009-03-13 13:52:05 by Preacher Preacher
Pouet is optimized for thumbs and pigs.
pouet fits in a 177kb rar!
Pouet is optimized for Iceweasel
added on the 2009-03-13 14:47:37 by micksam7 micksam7
...debian users
added on the 2009-03-13 14:49:18 by xTr1m xTr1m
... people who can read french/portuguese comments!
Pouet is optimized for trolls disguising as sceners.
It is also B4SS compliant and uses the proprietary in house Pouet Home Page language for page creation in less than 0.020242 seconds
added on the 2009-03-13 15:30:03 by Joghurt Joghurt
Pouët is best server with Lynx web browser. Makes the random image and (rest of) NSFW threads look like "that's what the Internets should be, FFS!"
added on the 2009-03-13 15:59:44 by stage7 stage7
Firefox 5.2.1221 beta 12321.123CVS build 1.1321/a
added on the 2009-03-13 16:33:56 by .reEto .reEto
Olive oil!
added on the 2009-03-13 16:42:27 by xernobyl xernobyl
POUET IS OPTIMIZED FOR THE LULZ
added on the 2009-03-13 17:08:47 by p01 p01
pouet is unoptimized
added on the 2009-03-13 17:23:29 by forestcre forestcre

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