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"Stefan, please don't get upset, but some women are arriving soon so I want you to go and sit on your own for a while."

"Awww, but please let me stay. I like women!"

"No Stefan, you always embarrass us with your childish behaviour, sexist comments and your pig-like features."

"But I wanna sit with you guys!"

"You can sit with us after the women have gone. It's nice over there. Look the seat cushion is blue. You like blue don't you? It's a boys' colour!"

"Awww come on! Pleeeease don't send me away! I'll be good I promise. I won't say anything! But please don't make me sit on my own!"

"You don't understand. What will the women think of us if they see us hanging out with a pimple-faced pigboy like you? Sorry, but we want them to think we're cool, but with you staring at them with your beady eyes and little snout, they won't feel very comfortable. I hope you understand."

"Please! Just let me look at the women."

"I'm sorry. Women are not your area, but you are good at other things. Like...well...other things."

"I wanna be with the women! You never let me speak to the women!"

"No Stefan! For the next 4 hours, we are going to pretend we don't know you. If you try to speak to us we will ignore you. If you look at us we will spit at you."

"It's not fair!! I'm a funny guy! Remember that demo I made called Sex by Force?"

"Yes I do. Now if you don't get away from us I'm going to tell your mum you have been drinking beer!"

"AWWWW NO! Don't tell my mum that! She won't let me play in the garden for months!"

"Go sit on the nice blue chair then and don't speak to us or look at us while the women are here."

"It's not fair! <tut>!"

For those who missed the previous story, here it is again:



"Stefan! It's time to come in now. You've got to have a bath and get to bed."

"Aww mum, but I'm playing."

"It's 7 o'clock and you have school tomorrow. Now say goodbye to your friend and come inside."

"AWWW MUM PLEASE! Just 5 more minutes! PLEASE! We haven't finished our picnic yet!"

"You know the rules. No staying up on a school night."

"But mum, you never let me do anything. All my friends can stay up longer than me and their mum's don't make them play in the back garden."

"Stop causing a scene, Stefan. You'll see your friend tomorrow."

"It's not fair!"

"I don't care what's fair. Now get inside before I come and drag you in!"

"But mum..."

"Get inside now unless you want to be grounded."

"<tut> <sigh> <tut> it's not fair."

Uhh..

*yawn*

i say it once and only once: shane you rock!

lol!
This is so funny...
I want more!

Arneweisse, is that a billy-bomber-jacket? RESPECT.
Hi Shane.

I thought we had already had a BBS with the same pictures and the same comments from Shane? Wich btw was quite funny.. What thread was it?

lol, you're all right, Shane...in small doses. :)

;-)

Nobody remembers the old BBS thread?

stefan: here

Stefan, is that a billy-bomber-jacket in the top picture? I have to know. Is it orange coloured on the inside?

Stefan: I love your picnics really! They're the best!

Pete: What's a billy-bomber jacket??

Shane : Here's a good example of a "classic" bomber.
http://www.whipperleys.co.uk/acatalog/security_clothing_equipment.html
(Note the orange inside)

I dont need no bomber/pilot jacket to show that Iam a nazi.

haha

I miss you Stefan!!

STEFAN? WHO THE FUCK IS STEFAN?

I think I took that picture... I have faint memories of sitting with the swedes on the ferryboat after TP2k1... Gemini was on my left and Nosfe passed out on my right... The blondie is Minthy, Gemini's sister... and then there is Stefan, who got us beer.

Nice trip...

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