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a vat of mustard.

In a vat of custard flavoured with

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Damn letter thingie keeps spinning into infinite loops!

Harry Lepelaar disapproves,

and so returns to the vat of custard flavoured mustard.

So yesterday a nigga stole my

fart.

But luckily the police was able to catch the thief and

masturbate him rather

poorly and return the fart to the rightful owner.

Maali was delighted

to receive her bag of manly smells she uses to

and was finally able to inhale his very own fart.

... and died.

Upon arriving at heaven's gates, Petrus asked Maali:

'more bass?' to which she replied

with a loud fart.

It shook the heavens and the clouds parted then Maali fell to the earth to

praise rob the jarig with her baritone

played backwards on modplug tracker

You may not know what that is, so allow me to explain.

So, modplug is a plugin one inserts into her bum to produce exact tones

and inexplicably loud farts.

Now you might wonder what modplug tracker is

but more likely you couldn't care less.