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Whoever didn't tell me about the demoscene deserves to be shot. Tarred and feathered, and then shot. I've only just found out about it today, and feel like I've been given my first TV, without knowing what TV was before hand and also being blind. I've spent the last 8 hours watching and watching and watching. Sorry work/eating/sleeping. Not today.

How can I get involved? How can I help? what can I do? Take me!! TAKE MEE!!!
added on the 2011-01-30 04:27:09 by Undercult Undercult
Jesus! I thought I was in trouble for a minute there.
added on the 2011-01-30 04:45:43 by ringofyre ringofyre
Well you're partly to blame for not telling me! It's like not being told that porn existed.

Demoscene - a more wholesome use for my HD monitor.
added on the 2011-01-30 05:01:55 by Undercult Undercult
^^
added on the 2011-01-30 05:11:05 by stijn stijn
Welcome. To the real world.

Now go make a demo about it!
added on the 2011-01-30 05:16:26 by Salinga Salinga
That's nice. Can you code?
FIRST RULE:

(scene != pouet) && (pouet != scene)

try repeating that to yourself when things get ugly here. :)

but anyhow, welcome! can you code, compose music, or are you a talented "graphician"? :)
added on the 2011-01-30 05:49:38 by kelsey kelsey
Just hide from the christian maffia (BoyC & Gargaj) and you shall be fine!
added on the 2011-01-30 06:20:41 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
I have eleven toes.
added on the 2011-01-30 06:24:41 by ferris ferris
...btw, how old are you? I know a group of guys who, if you're young, will let you into their group no matter what. ;)
added on the 2011-01-30 06:25:30 by ferris ferris
Interesting Ferris, I don't know such a group existed before! Why didn't you tell me before? You deserve to be tarred, feathered and then shot. In fact add grounded (as in ground beef) to that!

We love you Undercult, welcome on board.
added on the 2011-01-30 06:29:06 by decipher decipher
Ground beef? You are what you eat, I suppose. Grind away!!
added on the 2011-01-30 06:30:08 by ferris ferris
i'm twelve years old and which is the demogroup you are talking about?
The one where pedobear is a prominent member. Although, I doubt you're twelve. :( You lack the necessary AMOUNTZ OF AWESUM TEH INTARWEBZ LEIK TALKZ LEIK THIZ U KNO?
added on the 2011-01-30 07:48:41 by decipher decipher
Shame, ol' pedo's runnin' short on fresh meat.
added on the 2011-01-30 07:50:02 by ferris ferris
Quote:
(scene != pouet) && (pouet != scene)

Indeed.

Welcome on board :) Are you into graphics, code, or,.. ? And which county do you live in?
added on the 2011-01-30 14:28:15 by numtek numtek
i am a woman and my wife is a man. we have two children.

so you compare demos with porns? a shame… im even shaming for you…

and unless you proofe you are an talented artist you can only help by trolling the pouet bbs and onleiner.
Well, this is where the real shame comes out, I was a graphic designer for 3 years working for a music company and an international exchange company but still never heard of the demoscene (although, it was all boring, webbased and postery G.D), and I'm a vaguely successful industrial musician.

Which means I'm incredibly obscure and only 5 people know I exist and I don't release anything ever. www.undercult.co.uk for some old stuff.

I live in England, in the north (I'm not telling you where you tempting peados) and am pretty good in Delphi/pascal, though nothing to shout about.

I've started using werkkzeug this morning, is it worth going at?
added on the 2011-01-30 15:25:38 by Undercult Undercult
That was meant to say 'worth having a go at'. I've also done lots of music for art galleries and other productions, so I'm good at timing and making lots of broad artistic comments to try and impress women.
added on the 2011-01-30 15:31:57 by Undercult Undercult
So you say you know some programming, some art, and some music. What's the problem? Just start making demos then =)
added on the 2011-01-30 15:33:04 by sol_hsa sol_hsa
That was meant to say 'worth having a go at'. I've also done lots of music for art galleries and other productions, so I'm good at timing and making lots of broad artistic comments to try and impress women.
added on the 2011-01-30 15:46:13 by Undercult Undercult
Not a bad start, though quite outdated I'd say. Then again if you're as passionate as Russians about it, then you, surely, can do wonders.
added on the 2011-01-30 15:52:41 by decipher decipher
I mean, about .werkkzeug, obviously.
added on the 2011-01-30 15:53:58 by decipher decipher
#ukscene on ircnet is where all the cool kids hang out
Now would be a good time to consider your plans for easter. Just saying. (12 UK peeps currently signed up, I'm sure there'll be more.)
added on the 2011-01-30 16:11:15 by gasman gasman

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