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You know you're a programmer when...

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.. the last time you tasted pussy was your mum's
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when you always wondered why the first floor of your building is not actually floor zero.

you need to learn pascal ;P
added on the 2011-03-09 17:03:43 by pera pera
You know you're a programmer when your job title is "Computer Programmer", "Software Engineer" or something similar.
added on the 2011-03-09 19:02:06 by xeron xeron
.. your best friend is the pizza delivery guy.
added on the 2011-03-09 19:07:30 by trc_wm trc_wm
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13) You start a "You know you're addicted to coding if...." thread on your favourite coding website.
added on the 2011-03-09 19:15:38 by w00t! w00t!
.. put c++ as language on your CV
.. wonder what lookup table is used when your house is on fire
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when you always wondered why the first floor of your building is not actually floor zero.

It is in Denmark, actually. In the elevator in the building where I live, the ground floor is labeled 0, and the basement is -1. :-)
added on the 2011-03-09 22:28:22 by Blueberry Blueberry
Oh, and speaking of elevators...

... you always wonder which algorithm the elevator uses to decide which floor to go to next.
added on the 2011-03-09 22:30:49 by Blueberry Blueberry
...you agree with xerox's statement else if (!xeroxTrue)
{
yourJob = "some other job";
}


eof
added on the 2011-03-09 23:50:05 by button button
i see letter Ns as Xs, for some wierd reason
added on the 2011-03-09 23:52:26 by button button
... you dream in code
added on the 2011-03-10 00:10:54 by neoneye neoneye
... you watch whatever animation and think about how to re-code that. -.-

not really fun watching... but works always.
added on the 2011-03-10 00:16:18 by yumeji yumeji
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when you always wondered why the first floor of your building is not actually floor zero.


It's actually the case in France, floor zero is called "rez-de-chaussé" (street level).

Also "rez-de-jardin" exists too (garden level).
added on the 2011-03-10 10:41:32 by rez rez
... When you are reverse engineering the World

... When you are thinking it would be better to code an IA instead of playing a game
when your dick is hard on function calls...
added on the 2011-03-10 18:32:25 by rudi rudi
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Also "rez-de-jardin" exists too (garden level).


That's where your pseudo comes from ? :)
added on the 2011-03-10 22:03:35 by faraday faraday
@faraday: ha no, it's (classically) my family name shortened :)
added on the 2011-03-10 22:10:48 by rez rez
You aren't a real coder until your comments start with semicolon.
...and this too: "... When you are reverse engineering the World..." ;)
added on the 2011-03-19 22:44:14 by avx avx
...you think that hard disks are pretty similar to elevators.
added on the 2011-03-20 13:37:38 by las las
...it's foggy and you can't see anything, you think glDisable(GL_FOG);
added on the 2011-03-20 16:29:48 by pista pista
..you don't wear your glasses and think: "woah, nice blur effect - and so smooth and so many FPS"
added on the 2011-03-20 16:50:38 by mog mog

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