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To the administrators:

I am very concerned; it has been over three weeks since I sent in my $100 application fee to become an official demoscener. While I notice I have posting rights on Pouet.net and I can download an unlimited amount of files from scene.org, I have yet to recieve any sort of certificate or ceremonial hat in the mail to commemoriate my new scener position.

Please rectify at your earliest convience.

patrick: obviously you've never heard of the secret 'council of 7'.... fear. now.

council of 7 sounds lame, gaybukkake fest is where it's at!

ftp://ftp.scene.org/pub/parties/2004/pilgrimage04/postcards/

I'm sorry, I'm way too busy laughing my fucking ass off right now.

Please get back to me at a later time.

Thank you,

RaD Man

jason: the council is reviewing your application this very instant. please hold on a couple more days.

Jason Scott do you have nice sisters ?

http://www.scene.org/dir.php?dir=%2Fparties%2F2004%2Fpilgrimage04%2Fportrait/

Much better than the RaD Man barfbag. :-)

FU, i did that bag in 3 minutes :)

So you've paid for becoming a demoscener? Please go away, we don't want people like you because you didn't understand anything.

Why pay to be a demoscener when you can GET PAID to be a demoscener!

Where's my pimp juice bitchez?