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Foreigners coming to Solskogen

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Hello world!

If you are coming to Solskogen and coming from abroad, the Norwegian West Coast Cigaratte Consortium, would like to buy your quota of cigarettes.

While we urge you to smuggle (anything above 200 cigs or one carton will be issue to toll), we would like to inform you that there is capital punishment for attempting to bring more than the allowed quota into Norway.

We are currently looking into expanding our operations with the brands

Lucky Strike (B&W Tobacco company)
Prince Mild (House of Prince)

Other brands will be considered but we will under no circumstances buy Marlboro.

Interested parties should mail their expected amount of merchandise and suggested price to cigsforcash@laserkrig.com

We look forward to a prosperous business relationship with you.
what's wrong with marlboro? :)
I AM SZKENER FROM ALBANIA I WILL COMES TO SOLSGOKEN AND BRINK ALBONIAN NATIONAL DRINK SKANDREBEG (VERY GOODDD!!!!) ALSO I BRING LOTS OF SMOKES VERY CHEAP ONLY 50.000.000 LEK!!! (ABOUT 5 EURO) PER BOXS IF YOU BUY ONE I CAN GET YOU MORE IF YOU BUY FOR FRIEND!

I AM LOOKING FORWRAD TO LISTENING FROM YOU!!!1
added on the 2006-07-05 00:32:25 by kusma kusma
Dear Albanian friend,

given the consortium's recent run-in with UCK in other areas of business, we unfortunately cannot accomodate your request. We are sorry and look forward to hear from you again.

Best Regards,
NWCCC
parapete: I'm allergic against them.
Will you be interested in the "Yes" brand? Koreans be comin'...
added on the 2006-07-05 01:07:26 by Shifter Shifter
How much does tabaco costs in norway?
added on the 2006-07-05 02:01:40 by xernobyl xernobyl
I can offer cheap penis pills
added on the 2006-07-05 02:34:27 by violator violator
xernobyl: anything from 7,5 to 10 euros for a pack of twenties.
added on the 2006-07-05 02:38:05 by irvin irvin
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added on the 2006-07-05 11:44:31 by bartman bartman
Shifter: sounds very interesting. do mail :)
Notice that you as an individual can send an offer on one carton, not only ten. I'm looking into buying about ten cartons.

Please don't bother to speculate on the prices in norway. Do chip in a little profit of course. these cigs are not for resale, they're for me.
bring your cigarettes!

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