David Hasselhoff caught driving while drunk!

category: general [glöplog]
added on the 2004-10-29 10:03:14 by Scali Scali
Monday, June 07, 2004

how fresh.
added on the 2004-10-29 10:28:12 by apricot apricot
Ack, Fox news.... Go read a real news-source, not some right-wing conservative propaganda =)
Anyways, please stop it with these utterly useless threads. We thank you for your cooperation, Dammit.
added on the 2004-10-29 11:32:47 by Nezbie Nezbie
well, he can drink, i mean, KITT can drive for him!
added on the 2004-10-29 12:09:03 by Maali Maali
David Hasselhoff no longer have KITT. Vincent Perrot bought it years ago.
added on the 2004-10-29 12:14:46 by p01 p01
Whoops, that was the wrong link.
This was the actual news: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=peopleNews&storyID=6651599
added on the 2004-10-29 12:20:53 by Scali Scali
who fucking cares for a washed up pseudo-star?
added on the 2004-10-29 12:26:54 by dipswitch dipswitch
whats with this? doesnt the car drive itself? I say the car was drunk..
added on the 2004-10-29 12:43:53 by loaderror loaderror
Anyway,Hasselhoff is God...alchohol posoning in 2002, and not one, but SEVERAL times...an idol...
added on the 2004-10-29 12:53:09 by orb orb
>I say the car was drunk..
Ouzo for gas, THAT'S TEH GrAET IDEAA!
added on the 2004-10-29 13:08:23 by Optimus Optimus
who fucking cares for a washed up pseudo-star?

watch your language german !!!!!!
added on the 2004-10-29 14:03:08 by okkie okkie
Okkie: One day or the other you had to face it. David Hasselhoff is just the shadow of what he used to be. He has alcohol problems. He sold his awesome car. It's time to move on and find another super-star.

Why not Lee MAJORS from "The six million dollar man", or Jan-Michael Vincent from "Airwolf" ? They kick David's ass anytime.
added on the 2004-10-29 14:19:42 by p01 p01
P01: finding another star is so mainstream.. I will worship david till the day he dies!!!!!

(but Jan-Michael Vincent is quite a hero too :))
added on the 2004-10-29 14:29:16 by okkie okkie
Airwolf was great, but it couldnt talk!

However, Macgyver was by far the bestest of the bestest when it comes to 80s tv series, he is my hero forever! I even have a similar knife as him... he doesnt have a swiss knife but one with a Q and a star inside the Q..

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and he even promoted to Stargate where he uses M16s to blow the shit out of stupid aliens! [who look like Arabs... it's subliminal, but see through it!]
added on the 2004-10-29 14:34:14 by Maali Maali
I will worship david till the day he dies!!!!!
What will you do when he dies ?

will you commit suicide ?
will you undergo plastic surgery to look like your star ( if you haven't already ) and do some galas to perpetuate his memory till YOU die ?
will you go mainstream and worship Jan-Michael Vincent ?
added on the 2004-10-29 14:37:03 by p01 p01
Mali: the arab look of many of the aliens in Stargate comes from the original movie ( released in 1994 ) which begins in Egypt and is based on a twisted interpretation of the mythology. Myths from other civilisations, including scandinavian and asian, are used in the TV show.
added on the 2004-10-29 14:42:45 by p01 p01
i'll kill myself and join my hero in heaven!
added on the 2004-10-29 14:43:26 by okkie okkie
... although doing plastic surgery sounds like a pretty nifty plan aswell.... hmmm.....

*stroking beard*
added on the 2004-10-29 14:43:49 by okkie okkie