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Best Practical Jokes

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remove 1 tyre from someone's car and hide it nearby when the owners are sleeping. AHAHA. they must be pissed off if they wake up late and can't drive with 3 tyres.

it's also nice to make someone pee on his/her trousers when he/she has passed out. just take 2 glasses, one with water and other empty. then just put the water to the empty one many times in front of his/her ear until the victim will pee. should work with many people.
added on the 2005-01-11 19:22:53 by shadez shadez
Also, putting someones finger in water when they are sleeping should make them pee.
added on the 2005-01-11 19:49:20 by Pegasus Pegasus
also putting a finger in someones ass should make them weeeee
added on the 2005-01-12 00:59:59 by jeenio jeenio
One time, at band camp, I dropped some heavy bricks on some kids back and his spine twisted for life. Oh boy I laughed!
added on the 2005-01-12 14:54:11 by megamies megamies
Btw, I have some fudge in my pants if somebody's hungry.

*giggles*
added on the 2005-01-12 14:54:50 by megamies megamies
To fund a terror organisation and call it Al-CIAda and then let them do the picking fights for you. Not thats good clean family entertainment that you can trust.
added on the 2005-01-12 15:02:11 by NoahR NoahR
jeenio: You have UG powerz!!!
added on the 2005-01-12 15:17:05 by Optimus Optimus
Hacking, Phreaking, supplying viruses, spyware and trojans, acting like a cool and rebel nerd without a purpose. Many people are doing it. Must be FUN! :P
added on the 2005-01-12 15:21:12 by Optimus Optimus
I once spread a virus on amigascne.org disguised under the name of a well known group. Great fun!
I once played a prank on this girl, it was awesome! I took her out on a date right, and when she wasn't looking, i slipped some roofies in her drink. She got all drowsy 'n shit and i took her back to my place. Then i beat her to a bloody pulp with a brick.

that was good fun!
added on the 2005-01-12 16:22:06 by okkie okkie
Pegasus: No, thats just a party trick :-)
added on the 2005-01-12 16:25:12 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
http://www.distortednetworks.com.nyud.net:8090/hah.avi

Serves the bastard right!!!!!!
I just coded a great game. I have an USB controlled machine gun on my balcony. I can control it from the computer. Gipsies are coming on the street in bunches, and I am trying to wipe them out with a single burst. So far my best rate is 15 bullets for 9 gypos. I'll add a netgame option soon, so you guys can join the fun!!
added on the 2005-01-16 17:06:43 by tomcat tomcat
Tomcat: I soooo wanna see that game!!! I f'kin hate gypos!!!
kill!

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