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a demoscene-related joke

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Cindy Crawford, Michael Schumacher and Forrest Gump are walking in a forest.
They find a really big old oak tree, which has a door. They all decide to go in, and find there a magic mirror that says:
"I'll tell you the true answer to your question, but only one at the time".

Cindy says that she wants to ask first, so Forrest and Schumi leave.
Cindy asks: "Who is the most beatiful person in the world".
The mirror answers: "You, Cindy Crawford".

When Cindy comes out from the tree with a smiling face, Schumi says to Forrest "I'm going to ask who is the best formula 1 driver in the world".

Schumi comes out from the tree with a smiling face too, so Forrest Gump decides to ask who's the most stupid person in the world.

He goes in..

And then he comes out, mad and angry and disappointed and asks "Who the fuck is LATOR?"

bah
added on the 2002-12-03 17:11:01 by uns3en_ uns3en_
Already heard this, but the third one was Quasimodo, the ugliest man of the world, and the solution was Jimmy Zambo, who we could best describe as the Hungarian 'Jacko'. (He shot himself in the head last year by accident. Hehe.)
added on the 2002-12-03 17:20:52 by tomcat tomcat
iam flattered :)

esp. as unseen said it ;)
added on the 2002-12-03 17:25:39 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Hm.
Since Jar seems to be absent, I think I'll take his role for this occasion:

EXCELLENT JOKE uns3en_

*ahem*
added on the 2002-12-03 18:48:13 by Gargaj Gargaj
Most ugly person would sure work on lator too u know =)
added on the 2002-12-03 21:09:08 by Dubmood Dubmood
gargaj, you stole my line ;////
added on the 2002-12-03 21:22:57 by jar jar
Jar: just substituting you :)
added on the 2002-12-03 23:35:29 by Gargaj Gargaj
(temporarily of course)
added on the 2002-12-03 23:35:45 by Gargaj Gargaj
I have to admit laughing out loud. :-P
added on the 2002-12-04 00:27:41 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
dubmood:

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added on the 2002-12-04 00:47:59 by reed reed
wtf???
added on the 2002-12-04 02:03:42 by elend elend
hej Lator
added on the 2002-12-04 09:37:42 by mempheria mempheria
bah

this joke was recycled from rjv/foobug...heh

lator rules so this really doesnt reflect my opinion
about lator.......:D
added on the 2002-12-04 09:59:07 by uns3en_ uns3en_
ROTFL! It made my day..
added on the 2002-12-04 12:06:13 by Optimus Optimus
haha :D
added on the 2002-12-04 15:55:42 by velo velo
garg: ok :)

the "joke" still suxx0rs though.
added on the 2002-12-04 19:51:51 by jar jar
> the "joke" still suxx0rs though.

no shit sherlock.

well at least it's the best scene-related joke i've heard so far.

here comes the other one:

"what's the difference between a scener and a drunk?"













"the drunk has only one beer bottle in his hand"
added on the 2002-12-04 19:57:33 by rjv rjv
ok rjv, compared to your joke uns33n's is infact EXCELLENT!
added on the 2002-12-04 21:50:13 by jar jar
waarbij aardbei

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