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do christians who commit suicide automatically go to hell?

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well?
added on the 2003-02-07 18:37:56 by skrebbel skrebbel

automaticlly. the others are being sent there manually.

added on the 2003-02-07 18:45:47 by raver raver
catapult?
added on the 2003-02-07 18:46:55 by skrebbel skrebbel
according to the Catholic Church they do... suicide is one of the most blastphemist acts you can do. They want God to decide when your life is over, not you... yet, other religions don't really care =D
christians who commit suicide go to demo scene parties
added on the 2003-02-07 19:10:05 by jar jar
demosceners who become christian commit suicide
added on the 2003-02-07 19:19:44 by zeroic zeroic
other religions indeed DO care... suicide is prohibited by islam and judaism as well.
added on the 2003-02-07 19:30:52 by dipswitch dipswitch
This sucks!
added on the 2003-02-07 20:42:53 by Optimus Optimus
christians who become demosceners vomit suicidly?
added on the 2003-02-07 21:12:21 by Dubmood Dubmood
vomiting demoscers often have suicidal, tho' not very christian thoughts.
added on the 2003-02-07 21:17:35 by zeroic zeroic
what about all the christians who dont believe there is a hell, do they go to hell anyway?
added on the 2003-02-07 21:19:55 by hollowman hollowman
do smartasses asking useless questions get automatically flamed?
added on the 2003-02-07 21:20:58 by melw melw
melw: yes, they do, asshole.
added on the 2003-02-07 21:28:11 by kb_ kb_
smartass sceners vomiting like hell, go to parties where christian people commit suicide.
added on the 2003-02-07 21:28:50 by zeroic zeroic
oh btw, do suicidal demosceners believing in hell get laid more often?

(or was all my effort futile?)
added on the 2003-02-07 21:29:15 by kb_ kb_
heh, maybe you have noticed kb, since u havnt get laid yet =) (or maybe because of your suicidal vomiting)
added on the 2003-02-07 21:46:46 by Dubmood Dubmood
Dumbmood: *sigh* I think I'll let you your small triumph. Happy masturbating, kid. Oh, and if we meet at Breakpoint, remind me that I wanted to point at you and laugh for 10 minutes or so, ok?
added on the 2003-02-07 21:58:53 by kb_ kb_
lolol
added on the 2003-02-07 22:12:34 by Optimus Optimus
Christians who (successfully) commit suicide die just like anyone else.
thom. don't take the fun out of this thread.
added on the 2003-02-08 01:08:03 by dalezr dalezr
This thread is teh weirdness.

Christians who commit suicide are sent to Pouet.
added on the 2003-02-08 01:31:07 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
imagine that someone puts a christian in prison and tell him to either die or disavow god. if the christian choose to not disavow god, then he suicides himself.
Will he go to hell then ? :{D
added on the 2003-02-08 08:15:45 by stil stil
(a prison with no food, from which he can only escape by disavowing god, i mean)
added on the 2003-02-08 08:17:55 by stil stil
disembowling god
ritual disembowelment coming back into fashion!
added on the 2003-02-08 09:58:02 by _-_-__ _-_-__

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