we cook people by TB2 [web]
screenshot added by frohikey on 2005-04-11 00:03:28
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release date : april 2005
release party : marast 2005
compo : pc 64k
ranked : 2nd
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popularity : 65%
  • 0.33
alltime top: #4793
added on the 2005-04-11 00:03:28 by frohikey frohikey

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These effects could have been formed into a quite good intro with some nice design and real music...
Too bad they weren't.
added on the 2005-04-11 00:51:36 by BoyC BoyC
try less part with better visuals
and find a musician very soon
sucks added on the 2005-04-11 00:54:13 by pohar pohar
Feels more like a 4k than 64k (or 50k)...
added on the 2005-04-11 01:01:49 by beavis77 beavis77
i think the visuals were pretty good but the music was a tad bothering... all in all not bad design.
rulez added on the 2005-04-11 01:07:11 by Gargaj Gargaj
the "music" is awful, but the code is okay and the look is decent here and there.
added on the 2005-04-11 07:50:23 by gloom gloom
it could be really really nice...
rulez added on the 2005-04-11 08:37:54 by ninja ninja
worst 64k soundtrack ever. change that (and some minor visual flaws) and it's a rulez.
added on the 2005-04-11 13:34:14 by tcp tcp
Most of the visuals rock!
rulez added on the 2005-04-11 14:25:04 by Preacher Preacher
nice visuals
rulez added on the 2005-04-11 15:28:52 by las las
liked it, well design, the music is interesting but not my cup of tea.
rulez added on the 2005-04-11 16:00:02 by nula nula
according to me, the best intro on party, the good think is that it's unified into one style, the worse is that we can find plenty of similar intros all over the net. (although none dedicated to vegetables :-))
added on the 2005-04-11 16:14:31 by crs crs
I find this quite relaxing.
rulez added on the 2005-04-11 17:43:05 by dairos dairos
I very like it, gfx efects is ok, maybe "recipe" design is rather obsolete (other demos used this long time ago) and sound (I dont call this music) is quite different. Nice and relaxing.
rulez added on the 2005-04-11 19:11:27 by Trauma Zero Trauma Zero
to make it short: sound sux, some effects look buggy - not worth a thumb up neither a thumb down....
added on the 2005-04-11 20:15:37 by Lupin Lupin
some nice scenes, but music sucks, and no overall design or concept
added on the 2005-04-11 21:23:39 by Duckers Duckers
nice intro, even though my sound card was deaf the whole time.
added on the 2005-04-11 22:37:02 by title title
good, i like it
rulez added on the 2005-04-12 02:48:51 by TawnY TawnY
amn it could have been way better with some rocking music... the music was a down.. this prod is not that good...
sucks added on the 2005-04-12 08:44:48 by Revenge2K Revenge2K
some nice scenes some bad ones and the music ended abruptly before the intro I think
added on the 2005-04-12 16:56:04 by violator violator
Looked nice on the screenshots, but yes, weird music..
added on the 2005-04-12 20:41:27 by Optimus Optimus
visuals are pretty nice but
FOR FUCKS SAKE GET A DECENT MUSICIAN or just make him compose decent track if you already have one ;)
rulez added on the 2005-04-12 20:53:23 by apricot apricot
pretty cool.
best non fr .wk prod i've seen even.
some scenes could have used more polishing up.
but overall it was pretty fresh and cute.
rulez added on the 2005-04-12 20:54:16 by psenough psenough
My ears are bleeding.. otherwise it was quite ok
added on the 2005-04-12 21:16:51 by Vulture Vulture
ps : what does this mean ? "best non fr .wk prod i've seen even."
afaik this can not be wz based atleast because it uses ogl ( according to readme )
added on the 2005-04-12 22:07:19 by apricot apricot
if thats not werkkzeug then they sure fooled me.
added on the 2005-04-12 22:10:33 by psenough psenough
music could have been abit better but it defnitly doesnt suck. dont listen to these people boop! keep doing your thing!
added on the 2005-04-12 22:11:53 by psenough psenough
Search for a _real_ musician and a designer...
added on the 2005-04-14 13:15:14 by AbcuG! AbcuG!
Oh. and this is very impressive on screenshot but a way ugly on my tft :(
added on the 2005-04-14 13:16:17 by AbcuG! AbcuG!
It's really hard for me to judge this. Some parts were just great, like the tunnel, and there were times when the music was really enjoyable.

But most of the time, the graphics didn't appeal to me, and the music was just annoying. If there was more consitency in it (not that feeling of one effect after the other), it would be rulez for me.
added on the 2005-04-18 12:49:18 by chock chock
exelent job i love design is cool music is quite and strange. Scene are ok exept the flower one so Thump up !
Don't listen to lamers who never done a code line. Good job guys !
Next time texture please !! :)
rulez added on the 2005-04-20 14:34:10 by WoDK WoDK
thumbnail looks good... not the intro
sucks added on the 2005-04-22 14:36:09 by spengler spengler
nice visual.
however, I don't liked the music.
added on the 2005-04-24 14:58:26 by got got
no, thanks.
sucks added on the 2005-04-24 15:36:08 by prost prost
like said before..
added on the 2005-05-03 00:32:55 by NuKem NuKem
i remember a bbs in berlin where you could (apart from scene material) download all kinds of obscure occult texts, amongst those some about cooking humans... that stroke to my mind when i watched the compo.

really nice, although pointless, intro.
rulez added on the 2005-05-03 01:09:02 by dipswitch dipswitch
ehr... no, sorry.
sucks added on the 2005-05-21 20:53:57 by pan pan
The ingredients aren't that bad, but recipe and cooking need serious fixings.
E.g., when you have an ambient track, don't morph objects at the speed of light.
added on the 2005-05-21 21:12:11 by dixan dixan
- music
+ mood
added on the 2005-06-02 06:49:29 by jimmi jimmi
thumbs up for music and design.
rulez added on the 2005-06-24 00:30:28 by kimi kardashian kimi kardashian
i don't like the colors and the lyrics are annoying. the music is too funked-up at points but somehow it's still nice. some effects are good, but most were seen before.
it's a relaxing intro to watch. i don't think that i'd be pleased if all parties were flooded with such intros, but i found this one interesting.
rulez added on the 2005-07-13 17:06:13 by Ger Ger
rulez added on the 2005-10-10 22:07:30 by wie8 wie8
- music
+ screenshot (hehe)
rulez added on the 2005-11-03 00:14:46 by Skate Skate
Not very good. Music is crap, some screens are nice but all in all a pretty bad intro.
added on the 2005-11-03 02:04:44 by StingRay StingRay
Considering all shortfalls:
Nice vegetables. ;)
rulez added on the 2005-11-03 02:15:13 by ALiEN^bf ALiEN^bf
@PS: This is no Werkkzeug production! I was curious myself and so I quickly decrunched it and had a look.
does not look much like Werkkzeug to me. :)
glNormalPointer, glShadeModel etc. doesn't look like Werkkzeug either. :D
added on the 2005-11-03 02:16:00 by StingRay StingRay
all in all a pretty forgettable demo. some ok sort of design and music, but nothing much.
added on the 2005-11-29 01:47:43 by Gaia Gaia
pretty cool one, consistent style.
rulez added on the 2007-12-09 21:27:29 by auld auld
What got said.
added on the 2008-04-23 18:17:10 by stage7 stage7
nice flow
rulez added on the 2008-09-26 03:17:39 by Frozzy Frozzy
The screenshot makes it looks a lot better.
rulez added on the 2008-09-26 03:55:51 by xernobyl xernobyl
Waaaaaay behind its time but it reminds me of Replay....a style I somehow have a softspot for :)
rulez added on the 2008-09-26 07:56:27 by ferris ferris
Could have been kool with some real music.
added on the 2008-12-20 16:23:51 by tFt tFt
wasn´t spicy enough for me
added on the 2009-03-15 17:11:37 by T$ T$
There is something on it after years. I like it now.
rulez added on the 2012-09-30 00:55:38 by jack-3d jack-3d
Pretty great, love both the visuals and the music. Kind of disjointed though but only a minor flaw.

ps. cherri, stop being so childish...
rulez added on the 2012-10-05 22:35:42 by noby noby
i'm desperate, not childish ;)
no one likes this music.
read the comments
This feels a bit like a happy little accident, some effects and a tune strung together and it kinda works. I enjoyed the experimental tune but most of the effects were unimpressive (especially the alpha blended dark cube field!).
rulez added on the 2014-03-23 13:15:16 by cce cce
Ugly, no music, 2005.
sucks added on the 2014-03-23 13:32:30 by raer raer

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