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Tomcat: One of my absolute favorite quotes from a demo, and correct.
Scali: you pegged it.

How about:
"Well you just leave the damn thing there until everyone is bored stiff with it"
"Well you just leave the damn thing there until everyone is bored stiff with it" - abcdemo ?
added on the 2003-04-04 07:55:55 by FooLman FooLman
"monta lihaxikasta miestä"
added on the 2003-04-04 08:46:11 by Phaser Phaser
"the monkey is jumping"
added on the 2003-04-04 14:17:13 by teo teo
Two more, just because they are the most funniest ones..
"A demo without a tunnel is not a demo"
"Now is the most crucial moment. You have to show them your best plasma ever"
added on the 2003-04-04 14:28:59 by Optimus Optimus
"the monkey is jumping"... tbl... but which prod? goa?

added on the 2003-04-04 15:46:44 by fiver fiver
hm, the last one is from a fundemo, in which a fox explains the scene to a rabbit... don't remember the title
added on the 2003-04-04 16:09:22 by tomcat tomcat
"Now is the most crucial moment. You have to show them your best plasma ever" - abc demo again

how about this oldie:

"prove my manhood with a starfield"

added on the 2003-04-04 16:09:57 by Inopia Inopia
sie sahen den neuen .farbrausch .fr-08 .the .product a demo in 64kb by .farbrausch consumer consulting released at the party 2000 final version (1.01) hi, kb here... at the moment i'm sitting at the party in front of my pc and don't know what to write... but we still have 7 kbytes to fill and are seriously running out of ideas. therefore, we waste that "precious" space with senselessness at its best. (und wer die size braucht hat es nicht kapiert - ryg) so let's start with the usual stuff any decent end scroller has to feature: .the product was designed specifically for your pleasure by our loyal employees chaos (demo, tool code and making it possible) fiver2 (concept, graphics, 3d, design, content and choreography) kb (music, synthesizer, additional code) doj (additional tool code, quality assurance) ryg (manufacturer of the best shrink-wrap machines around) yoda (additional demo code) some facts about the product in the past few minutes, your computer was busy producing 66 colorful textures, thats about 16 mb, 178 mb including intermediate textures 15 minutes of sound 159 mb of wave data, in about 12 tracks, that totals to 850 million samples 80000 colored and textured triangles in 5.7 mb of static vertex buffers, not including animated geometry. that's a grand total of 1.9 gb of data, or a compression ratio of 30000 to 1, if you want to put it that way. of course, the full soundtrack is available on cd, mc and mp3, just grab, encode and burn it. same with vhs/mpeg/divx versions of this demo. the product makes you feel the urge to greet 3state aardbei acme crest cubic exceed farbrausch federation against nature freestyle halcyon haujobb icebird kolor komplex lego oxyron polka brothers purge sanity satori scala family scene.org staff smash designs suburban the black lotus the mekka symposium organiser team the obsessed maniacs the party anyway, we hope that this little demonstration convinced you to buy the product. never forget, the product will make you happy. so don't hesitate, stop whining, go find your local product dealer at http://www.farb-rausch.com http://www.theproduct.de (c) farbrausch consumer consulting at the party 2000. you may press escape now. ok obviously you didn't. well, let's start with the fun part of this scroller. not that i'd have the slightest clue what to write in here, but there's still plenty of memory to fill up. at the moment, the das saint concert is running. i must say, the bass speakers of this year's audio system are, like, impressive. yeah. looking forward to see this demo on the big screen. definitely. ok, chaos taking over... cool show! das saint just stand on the stage and pretend to play thier instruments. wow! fiver2 just made the beta-version of the data files, and i feel much safer now, 5 hours before the deadline. a few bugs, some more lines of scrolltext, and we should be done with this demo. i have to continue my work now, chaos signing off... ... uuuh (kb again) ... that was all? they played some 15 minutes and left? ah got it... it wasn't das saint, it was some kind of support, uh, act, yeah, well, whatever. ah chaos told me, we're out of mem. i should stop now. enjoy the rest of these scenes. kb signing off, have a good time and enjoy your product. (chaos back on keyboard) i was wrong, there is still memory left, and ascii packs quite well. now das saint are playing, and we hear scooterisch shit instead of cheap techno. at least they try to motivate the audience. i have a look then... cool, they have girls. i guess it won't work without. doesn't work with. anyway. at least the bass paints nice moire pattern on my monitor. lets degauss. (klonk) thomas is still working hard, but i have nothing to do until the next bug comes around. that shouldn't take too long. well, i am signing off again. ha, 65536 bytes reached. (p.s. final versions should be smaller than party versions!)
added on the 2003-04-04 16:15:09 by skrebbel skrebbel
Why type so much, a simple "hund" would've done it...
added on the 2003-04-04 21:09:13 by tomcat tomcat
"wir können fps" - where does it come from?
added on the 2003-04-04 22:24:20 by noname noname
Optimus: ABCDEmo, same as my last clue (:
'we are rasmus' was quite apt, since two people who participated on it had rasmus in their name.
added on the 2003-04-05 05:39:57 by Shifter Shifter
from one of my all time favorites:

"Black and white and straight line are my friends. Inside my room i am free."
"This world is bullshit"

(hint: it's from a sotware rendered demo :)

also a nice quote:
"teh futare si now"

added on the 2003-04-05 08:39:55 by abductee abductee
PIMP BRIGADE: TEH FUTARE SI NOW!

and first ones again from melrose space... :D
added on the 2003-04-05 09:01:54 by uns3en_ uns3en_
"Now we have to shit... raytraced ofcource"
"Now we have to shit... raytraced ofcource"
The followings all came from Atari ST productions:

"Don't be a scud, be a patriot !"

"Did he says C64 ????"

"I AM THE COMPUTER
YOU ARE UNDER MY CONTROL
YOU'RE GONNA DANCE ON THE MUSIC
OF THE FUTURE...
Hahahahaha..."



added on the 2003-04-05 18:33:57 by Dbug Dbug
'hallo ik ben duck.3ds met een praatgesprek'
concerning TEH FUTARE SI NOW i think some credits should also go to:
[a]www.somethingawful.com/jeffk[/a]
added on the 2003-04-05 21:55:48 by deemage deemage
damn! Jeff K.
added on the 2003-04-05 21:58:10 by deemage deemage
Dbug, that's not "Did he says C64", that is:

"Did the say AMIGA??"

And it's the splash screen of the The Union Demo.

"Now we have to shit, raytraced ofcourse"

This is from Desert Dream. Wrong?
added on the 2003-04-06 11:35:01 by tomcat tomcat
Quote:
Dbug, that's not "Did he says C64", that is:
"Did the say AMIGA??"
And it's the splash screen of the The Union Demo.


TomCat: Well, we are both right and wrong. I mixed up the quotes, the C64 reference is in my own version in my Oric demo for the STNICCC 2000. The original was effectively refering to the Amiga, but it was not in the union demo, it was in the "Cuddly Demoes" by TCB (The Carebears).
added on the 2003-04-06 12:46:58 by Dbug Dbug
Tomcat: "Now we have to shit, raytraced ofcource" is from hardwired/crionics + silents
fuck... I missed both :)
added on the 2003-04-06 17:03:30 by tomcat tomcat

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