Ranting
category: general [glöplog]
uhhhhhh our space ship is losing tiles! ouuuuhhhhhhhh our astronauts are going to day..... IF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS SPENT NO MONEY IN WEAPONS AND BUILT A NEW FLYING SAUCER EVERYONE WOULD LIKE YOU!
ok, what the heck.
everybidy does!
darty pints
Uh, I think he's talking about the Space Shuttle
In which case, NASA's trying to build a better 'flying saucer' but Congress cancelled their last attempt when they couldn't keep the prototype's engines from exploding.
Little problem there.
In which case, NASA's trying to build a better 'flying saucer' but Congress cancelled their last attempt when they couldn't keep the prototype's engines from exploding.
Little problem there.
Tiles fall off, gloves come apart during space walks....
What will be next? They manage to screw up the ISS Space Station?
"Oops! Shouldn't have loosened that screw. Well, there goes another module into deep space"
What will be next? They manage to screw up the ISS Space Station?
"Oops! Shouldn't have loosened that screw. Well, there goes another module into deep space"
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
...ORA•ET•LABORA•ET•LABORA•ET•LAB...
ELDEA ORA ESTEA
send Fugelsang back up and he will fix their crappy space ship!
Ham HyX3H CnytHuk!!
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Congress cancelled their last attempt when they couldn't keep the prototype's engines from exploding.
It's not like NASA has no experience with that shit.
Even the paper airplanes you can download from the nasa are sucking. Why on earth should they build a proper spaceship, when they can't make a sheet of paper fly?
Besides their spaceships totally lack lasers, blinking lights and err beer.
Besides their spaceships totally lack lasers, blinking lights and err beer.
Here it goes... Schadenfreude for the masses !
:(((
:(((
the only fun studies at NASA is sex in zero gravity.
and if i recall correctly those were rather russian studies :>
just so you know
Where can I sign up for these studies? ;)
You can't bring your own date, y'know....
Even better!
your typical mate will be : http://www.friends-partners.org/partners/mwade/astros/konakova.htm
I'm as enthusiastic about space exploration as I was as a kid.
Konakova? That sounds terrible in portuguese... something like "vaginahole"
I mean "pussyhole"
La cova cony!
