It is your warm friend with problem of little boy. :(
category: general [glöplog]
First it is time for Bjerte to say hello mates! It is my hope that you all are happy.
I have found new lady now. She is Bulgass and she is lovely with the pretty eyes. It is perfect…………is it?
NO!
She has child boy! He is name Trunk and I wish for him to f*ck off! When I invite Bulgass to come into my home to eat dinner and drink a beer and let Bjerte make love. BUT she bring Trunk and I think how to feel on her if little boy watch me? I think does she like me if she bring him to stop me?
I pretend to like him. I say he is good boy and I give to him my cakes. I think if he get plump it is because Bjerte hate him! Lol!
He make mess in my home and he shout but he is little boy and Bjerte cannot hit. When he drop crumb on my chairs I say “hey dirty boy do you want punch in face?” He say no and I think he is to behave because he is scared. I warn but I never to punch him for real. But Bjerte make big mistake!
Bulgass go to bank and leave Trunk at my house. He is shout at me to play playstation and Bjerte say no because maybe he break. I threaten to do tickle on him. He say not tickle so I say he must stay quiet to stop me. I am always laugh at tickles but he ignore my rule. I tickle and he laugh and wriggle. He say to stop but I not to stop! He scream and says STOP NOW!
OH NO! He has done piss!
I say I am sorry. I say I try to be funny mate but now I am to be serious. He has anger at Bjerte and say he must tell Bulgass he hate me to make her stop to see me!
They go home and I think no one say about piss. But Bulgass call and say she not want to come to my house tonight. I say why? She say because she must watch Trunk. I say to bring him and I feed him also. But she say it not good idea no more.
I think this is end for Bjerte and Bulgass and I am sad. It is all because of evil little boy!
How to make him go away?
I have found new lady now. She is Bulgass and she is lovely with the pretty eyes. It is perfect…………is it?
NO!
She has child boy! He is name Trunk and I wish for him to f*ck off! When I invite Bulgass to come into my home to eat dinner and drink a beer and let Bjerte make love. BUT she bring Trunk and I think how to feel on her if little boy watch me? I think does she like me if she bring him to stop me?
I pretend to like him. I say he is good boy and I give to him my cakes. I think if he get plump it is because Bjerte hate him! Lol!
He make mess in my home and he shout but he is little boy and Bjerte cannot hit. When he drop crumb on my chairs I say “hey dirty boy do you want punch in face?” He say no and I think he is to behave because he is scared. I warn but I never to punch him for real. But Bjerte make big mistake!
Bulgass go to bank and leave Trunk at my house. He is shout at me to play playstation and Bjerte say no because maybe he break. I threaten to do tickle on him. He say not tickle so I say he must stay quiet to stop me. I am always laugh at tickles but he ignore my rule. I tickle and he laugh and wriggle. He say to stop but I not to stop! He scream and says STOP NOW!
OH NO! He has done piss!
I say I am sorry. I say I try to be funny mate but now I am to be serious. He has anger at Bjerte and say he must tell Bulgass he hate me to make her stop to see me!
They go home and I think no one say about piss. But Bulgass call and say she not want to come to my house tonight. I say why? She say because she must watch Trunk. I say to bring him and I feed him also. But she say it not good idea no more.
I think this is end for Bjerte and Bulgass and I am sad. It is all because of evil little boy!
How to make him go away?
(*shakes head*)
(*facepalm*)
wtf
good read.
will read again, A+++
will read again, A+++
Fuck off Shane.
looks like italo disco song :)
hello!
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looks like italo disco song :)
Does LB read pouët often?
I don't know, but seriously, read this text with 'italo' running... that's it !
hey lamer troll do you want punch in face?
Otherwise an arsenic sandwich should do the job.
Otherwise an arsenic sandwich should do the job.
what preacher said. it's getting boring, even with "emulated french accent".
c'moon "bjerte" you got huge crowd of following at don juan forum and myspace. why don't you post there? we don't care...
I guess goatse, racism and laughing at retarded kids are more Pouet's style of humour. And you say I'm socially stunted?
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looks like italo disco song :)
Indeed, scare him away with Paul Sharada's song (what a goddamn voice seriously).
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I don't know, but seriously, read this text with 'italo' running... that's it !
Damn, I always read bjerte's posts with the voice from that song! I'll have to dig out the actual track for background effect for the next one.
I think you should pee over the boy. That should teach the bastard.
I love you, Bjerte.
Jesus christ.
Troll thing is Troll.
Like, you have a very large building and you just stand on top of it, thats al! just bend forward ! and lord make the wind be in your back!
"How to make him go away?"
oh well I'd tell you but then they would sue me with millions and their top uk attorneys...
oh well I'd tell you but then they would sue me with millions and their top uk attorneys...
I believe that voilence solves all your problems. Read this:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
Am i now supposed to give you money so you can transfer your gazillions of $$$ safely to europe?
