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Kalium, Protactinium, Nitrogen, Natrium. :)
added on the 2003-10-05 01:24:33 by tomcat tomcat
Over here in the US, we call them Calcium, Protractinium, Nitrogen and Sodium... But yeah...

How about this? You have a standard room-full-of-pipes flyby scene, but then when the camera reaches one point, the wall it's looking at abruptly turns into a spikey ball object (that zooms back away from the wall) with the shot of the wall at that point mapped on it, such that right at that moment you're looking at the spikey ball at the right angle so you can't tell the difference. The viewer would see a 3D wall turn into a 2D texture on an object abruptly.

Yeah, I know that explanation makes no sense.
added on the 2003-10-05 02:45:17 by crusader crusader
but velvet and velour are two different things;
added on the 2003-10-05 03:39:18 by dalezr dalezr
Americans must have great chemistry lessons. Calcium is Ca, Kalium is K. But whatever. Don't try it at home. :D
added on the 2003-10-05 11:44:23 by tomcat tomcat
This thread has inspired me to code a 1337 intro. It's gonna break some serious records:
Highest ever polycount: 1 billion unlit, black polygons on a black background. That's 3gb of data.
Best yet multitexturing: 128 textures on a single polygon, all textures at 1x1 resolution, black. That's an amazing 128b of textures!
Incredible realtime lighting: 256 realtime lights, all set to 0x000000
1 trillion point particles, all in the centre of the screen, not moving.
Sound in 5.1 surround, over 25 minutes of full silence, if you wrote that to a wav it would be more than 5 gb.
added on the 2003-10-06 11:07:53 by psonice psonice
"" by Alien prophets has some chemistry stuff with molecules and such...
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=3133
added on the 2003-10-06 12:37:24 by zoom zoom
It's not called "", it's
added on the 2003-10-06 13:46:50 by Shifter Shifter
oh yeah, it fits totally into this thread ;D
added on the 2003-10-06 14:07:56 by zoom zoom
psionice: F.A.K.E.2?
added on the 2003-10-06 16:47:12 by Optimus Optimus
Optimus: I'm talking pure black screens, perhaps with an dope-style effects brag-label. And record-breaking low volume on the sound. I may also add a real-time 64,000 0 colour bobs scene.
added on the 2003-10-06 16:53:12 by psonice psonice
hep! wait for me! i forgot it was monday today, since i'm on holyday! so since you're all at your office, you're on pouet of course, since you all work in hidden desks ;-)

but i see that i didn't miss alot, this topic is still as useless as it was on friday... psonice: a link when you're ready please!
added on the 2003-10-06 21:06:08 by {OdS} {OdS}
you're on a holy day? bless you!
added on the 2003-10-06 22:53:02 by reed reed
this topic is pretty useless
added on the 2003-10-07 02:16:54 by tomcat tomcat
reed richards: thank you my Lord ;-)

what does useless mean anyway? (here i'm waiting for psonice to describe it in simple words ;-)
added on the 2003-10-07 10:24:22 by {OdS} {OdS}
Heute gehe ich in die
Schule
danach ins GRIPS.
Die Waschmachine geht heute
braun
Das Wetter ist,
naja,
ES rEgNeT
nass,
tiefes tiefes nass.
Die Waschmachine geht jetzt
grün
Grün wie die Weide
Die Weide
die W e i d e
die WEIDE
Die W31d3
Und der
KL47SCHM0HN
added on the 2003-10-07 12:32:42 by v3nom v3nom
its a lyric, man
added on the 2003-10-07 12:33:32 by v3nom v3nom
another german ninja haiku
added on the 2003-10-07 12:54:14 by tomcat tomcat
why does nobody add nothing to this useless topic?
added on the 2003-10-08 14:20:29 by {OdS} {OdS}
i definitly see nothing to add to this useless topic
added on the 2003-10-08 15:02:38 by {OdS} {OdS}
yeah, that's why it's *the* useless topic
added on the 2003-10-08 16:25:23 by tomcat tomcat
if you missed the point of this thread, here it is:

.
added on the 2003-10-08 18:22:21 by deemage deemage
no, this is a period.
added on the 2003-10-08 18:43:08 by tomcat tomcat
added on the 2003-10-09 04:18:49 by crusader crusader
this is my claim: i WANT http://www.pouet.net/gfx/logos/tomcat2.gif hi res !!
added on the 2003-10-09 11:52:36 by {OdS} {OdS}
Ods: If you download a recent version of acdsee, it has some good resize options. One is to resize with 'spline' method, works pretty good for gif files.

Hmmm.... 'useless' in simple english. Tough one. Ok... here's a first draft:

There is a button: O
Press the button.
Nothing happens.
Button: O is useless.
(c) 2003 psonice translator (TM)
added on the 2003-10-09 12:16:03 by psonice psonice

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