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Especially when wearing sweaters in summer.
Goth chicks are usually fat or ugly.

You only think you like them because you know a blonde babe with a nice tan would never look at you twice.

Stop kidding yourselves.
added on the 2004-09-13 03:14:15 by gammawave gammawave
lol @ gammawave, you really are clueless arent you? and me thinking you were only joking about the rock and roll and long hair.
added on the 2004-09-13 05:40:03 by psenough psenough
ps, clueless are those who take my posts seriously.

To be honest, I actually enjoy banging a goth bitch every now and then... (the hot ones, mind you. Not the ugly, fat ones). A nice change from the afore mentioned peroxide blondes, who tend to have serious attitude problems. On the other hand, they're blissfully unaware of their own personality disorders and don't make a habit of slicing their wrists. Go figure.

Anyway, it's an easy choice:

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added on the 2004-09-13 08:31:51 by gammawave gammawave
haha gammawave!!! is that blonde one your mom? :)
added on the 2004-09-13 09:19:10 by okkie okkie
Okkie, ouch.. that hurt. But yeah, ok. I suppose i deserve that for posting that first pic of your sister...
added on the 2004-09-13 09:27:38 by gammawave gammawave
The fact for me is that goth chicks are hot (way too hot for me :P), I don't know and don't care today about the rest though..

Nice thread :)
added on the 2004-09-13 09:28:20 by Optimus Optimus
gammawave, if you seriously find that blonde creature sexy, i can do nothing more than laugh. :)

(and then no 'sister joke' will change that :D)
added on the 2004-09-13 09:34:23 by okkie okkie
Okkie, Lita Ford is the quintessential rock slut stereotype and that fact transcends every aesthetic consideration. Nuff said!

I just wonder what you would have said if I had followed my first impulse and posted a Pamela Anderson pic instead :)
added on the 2004-09-13 09:50:32 by gammawave gammawave
well, i dislike pamela anderson, so my reaction would have been kinda the same.

oh, and wanna se a DECENT rock chick?

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added on the 2004-09-13 09:57:24 by okkie okkie
Hahahahahaha.. easily the best thing I've heard today =))

So, tell me... is it the uniquely unimaginative and plain hairdo, the fascinating inability to apply makeup, the charmingly ill-chosen and less-than-flattering wardrobe or simply the irresistable lack of talent that clouds your judgement to such an extent that you not only refer to Avril indiepopkid-next-door-gone-commericial-skatepunkpopbrat Lavigne as a "rock chick" but also present her as a positive example as opposed to mine?

Please, do tell....

In the meantime, feast you eyes on someone who is as least as much a rock chick an far more than decent:

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added on the 2004-09-13 10:22:11 by gammawave gammawave
ever heard of a thing called 'sarcasm' ?
added on the 2004-09-13 10:23:11 by okkie okkie
Yeah, sounds vaguely familiar... Could it be that intangible, abstract concept you keep missing in my posts? ;)

And btw, it's not like you'd be the first one to express dead serious admiration of miss Lavigne...
added on the 2004-09-13 10:28:24 by gammawave gammawave
touché, but you know miss 'lita ford's name, which says enough :)
added on the 2004-09-13 10:35:11 by okkie okkie
Weee... finallly a flamewar again!

Shane:

> They make themselves look ugly and unhealthy, yet they take so much time in their appearance.

Yeah, right. Tell me, what's unhealthy... wearing a bit of white makeup or spending days in the tanning salon burning your skin away? And then, why do professional models normally have much more in common with goths than with the kind of people you normally find in gyms/spas, look-wise?

And at last, somebody with your looks and a tiger costume is the LAST person to call somebody else ugly.


Gemini:
> nowadays we mixed our style with indie, 50s, trance, jpop and godknowswhat to make it more interesting

Going mainstream is the new underground now? Damn, must have missed that.


Gammawave:
> Goth chicks are usually fat or ugly.

That's because you only know those swedish synth chicks Dominei/Gemini were talking about. Or you only know American kinder-ubergoths.

Oh, and Rock'n Roll is SO 50s. Grow up.


Phew, luckily this is pouet and I don't have to fear I could get drawn into a serious discussion.

I'll just wait until the next demo party where you all (ok, except for Okkie perhaps) will again hang around in the general vicinity of the few goff girls, drooling and making complete idiots of yourselves - as I had to watch too many times now ;)



added on the 2004-09-13 10:49:10 by kb_ kb_
Yeah, well you would too if you had spent your preteen years watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV instead of eh.. well.. whatever you spent your preteen years doing. In which case you would surely have developed better taste.

Also, you fight like a dairy farmer.
added on the 2004-09-13 10:51:56 by gammawave gammawave
How appropiate, you fight like a cow.

> Yeah, well you would too if you had spent your preteen years watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV instead of eh..

Ok, that at least explains your fetish for ugly old blonde wannabe rock chicks.

And well, Headbanger's Ball helped me to develop a better taste. I watched it a few times and then had the realization that it's pure shit and that I've got to go somewhere else. I think ANY intelligent being would think so.... oh.
added on the 2004-09-13 10:56:13 by kb_ kb_
And btw,
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At least I know MY choice.
added on the 2004-09-13 11:09:45 by kb_ kb_
kb:
> Rock'n Roll is SO 50s. Grow up.

Heh. A _goth_ redirecting others to a more suitable decade.... I'll just let that pass as self-irony :P

> ... hang around in the general vicinity of the few goff girls, drooling and making complete idiots of yourselves.

I'll be right there laughing at them... as I will laugh at those pathetic goff girls whose endless need of attention and confirmation not only drives them to wear ridiculous outfits but also to visit demoparties in order to enjoy the rather questionable satisfaction of virgin geeks drooling over them...
added on the 2004-09-13 11:14:16 by gammawave gammawave
Btw, thank you kb.. for illustrating my point about riduculous outfits with such exquisite precision ;)
added on the 2004-09-13 11:18:33 by gammawave gammawave
assuming it was meant for me and not KB :)

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Yeah, well you would too if you had spent your preteen years watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV instead of eh.. well.. whatever you spent your preteen years doing. In which case you would surely have developed better taste.


i watched 'yo, mtv raps' in my pre-teen years. didn't help me that much, but it helped me discover cypress hill, nwa, black sheep, third base and the likes. I never been a 'rapper' though, i'm way too white for that.

still, i prefer a goth chick over the blonde skeleton you admire. (and i prefer avril over any goth chick any day!)

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Also, you fight like a dairy farmer.


I dare you to help me one day on the farm. You'd cry like a baby punk!
added on the 2004-09-13 11:27:47 by okkie okkie
> Heh. A _goth_ redirecting others to a more suitable decade.... I'll just let that pass as self-irony :P

Oh, just because YOU need a lot of self-irony to endure that other people around you are in fact developing and you're stagnating doesn't mean that others do so, too.

> I'll be right there laughing at them... as I will laugh at those pathetic goff girls whose endless need of attention and confirmation not only drives them to wear ridiculous outfits but also to visit demoparties in order to enjoy the rather questionable satisfaction of virgin geeks drooling over them...

... while you are sitting in front of your laptop, tons of pics of peroxide blondes that you can NEVER reach on the screen, with your left hand safely hidden under the table. Yep, THAT's mature.
added on the 2004-09-13 11:29:40 by kb_ kb_
> i watched 'yo, mtv raps' in my pre-teen years

Oh, thanks a lot for reminding me... Dr Dre and Ed Lover.. *shrug* .. just when I thought I had successfully repressed those traumatic memories :/
added on the 2004-09-13 11:36:38 by gammawave gammawave
Dr Dre and Ed Lover rocked! or so i thought when i was 12.. luckily a man grows up :) (Fab Five Freddy is still the man though)
added on the 2004-09-13 11:39:05 by okkie okkie
kb, I wouldn't call it stagnation. Possibly regression. Growing up, I basically went throught wanting to be a superhero, then a rockstar and a last but not least, a democoder. Now I'm back to being a rockstar-wannabe. Don't be surprised if you find me running around dressed in tights and cape in a few years time...

Oh, and I'll remember to add "making cheap jokes referring to masturbation and falsely presumed sexual frustration" to my list of mature behaviours, so that I can appear less juvenile and pretend that I have developed.
added on the 2004-09-13 11:55:18 by gammawave gammawave

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