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What is the most pointless question you've ever been asked on the internet beside this one?

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Can you hack my boyfriend's cellphone?
added on the 2005-07-24 21:42:37 by Optimus Optimus
optimus you schmuck. When a girl asks you that, its time to pull the. "Sure, but im like that guy in swordfish, mi only capable if a get a blowjob suga". And then ofcourse after the BJ you tell her that he have another lover, but its encrypted, so she'll just have to trust you.

The most pointless question would be.
Who do you want to polute denmark for the next four years. Arsehole 1, or arsehole 2. ...hmmmmm....
added on the 2005-07-24 21:46:25 by NoahR NoahR
Well,. now I am thinking it, that was not a pointless question but just a bit annoying (actually this one was not so annoying as the other ones who asked me to hack a site or teach them how to hack), but that came closer to my mind when I had seen the subject. Well,. I just said to the lady that I am a lamer, not a hacker (Oumf,. "hacker"), and so I couldn't help her,. afteralls I was too busy stalking the coding girls ;P
added on the 2005-07-25 16:02:56 by Optimus Optimus
Can you handle Sotsoft?
added on the 2005-07-25 16:03:17 by Optimus Optimus
why the hell is optimus posting so much?!?!?!
added on the 2005-07-25 16:07:47 by maali maali
"If a thousand seahorses were nibbling on your penis, do you think you'd like the feeling?"

(don't ask)
added on the 2005-07-25 16:47:47 by Preacher Preacher
preacher: i would :)
added on the 2005-07-25 17:32:36 by maali maali
"how old are you?"
added on the 2005-07-25 18:59:34 by rmeht rmeht
Would you like to install bonzai buddy?
added on the 2005-07-25 19:06:18 by r0XX0r r0XX0r
"is it plugged in?"
ASL?
added on the 2005-07-25 22:51:05 by violator violator
you want to be my chatfriend?
added on the 2005-07-25 22:58:38 by maali maali
ASL?

[I'm a copycat, but it's true!]
added on the 2005-07-26 00:11:15 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
What's your favourite sexual position?

I mean, how am I supposed to know that?
Got a nick?
added on the 2005-07-26 09:35:38 by j9 j9
A/S/L
added on the 2005-07-26 10:27:16 by uns3en_ uns3en_

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