Newton never did this, BITCH by Shitfaced Clowns
screenshot added by dixan on 2005-09-18 21:24:26
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release date : september 2005
release party : Stream 2005
compo : combined demo
ranked : 4th
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Wow! really liked this, relaly has theme and atmosphere.
rulez added on the 2005-09-18 20:41:03 by dv$ dv$
No$ GBA emu for DOS and Win32 can be found here. Have fun.

added on the 2005-09-18 21:27:15 by dixan dixan
rulez added on the 2005-09-18 21:41:01 by p01 p01
great demo... downloadlink for the music please! =)
rulez added on the 2005-09-18 21:42:26 by starbuck starbuck
Starbuck: This is the URL for the low-fi s3m music.
HiFi (44khz samples, 16 bit XM) version might come one day, but not so soon :)
added on the 2005-09-18 21:51:39 by dixan dixan
rulez added on the 2005-09-18 21:52:06 by Lupin Lupin

btw is there penis hidden in the bottom-right screenshot? ;)
rulez added on the 2005-09-18 22:01:01 by shadez shadez
i love the atmosphere

but inaccurate rendering is so 90s! can you upgrade your routines to 21st century?
rulez added on the 2005-09-18 22:14:49 by jmagic jmagic
1) Not Matt Current
2) Shitload of errors in no$, might be because you are using a notstandard Krawall.
3) I hate you kusma.
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 00:22:12 by Lord Graga Lord Graga
fuckings.. too good.
must die.
keep up the good work ;)
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 00:25:40 by bzz bzz
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 00:28:35 by jomafister jomafister
Absolute quality !
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 09:22:18 by kohai kohai
Real nice work, I like it :)
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 09:27:10 by Master S Master S
nice drillectro track.
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 10:09:42 by Gargaj Gargaj
really good. =) attitude!
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 10:23:20 by smash smash
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 11:27:23 by skrebbel skrebbel
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 11:37:44 by raymon raymon
very cool, but rather big for such a small screen
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 12:52:57 by hfr hfr
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 13:46:17 by teel teel
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 13:59:16 by Korvkiosken Korvkiosken
Tastes like grease paint
nobody expects the norwegian inquisition - totally owns!
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 14:51:05 by gloom gloom
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 14:52:30 by uns3en_ uns3en_
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 15:38:07 by post malone post malone
great music and most of the scenes looked really good
rulez added on the 2005-09-19 17:19:15 by hollowman hollowman
dixan: thanx for the music link ;-)
added on the 2005-09-19 17:37:00 by starbuck starbuck
It works neither for me or for A_Lee_N on our F2A 256Mb flashcards
added on the 2005-09-19 20:32:05 by Psychad Psychad
Psychad: well, it works fine on my EFA. i don't know what waitstates etc the F2A supports. the issue might be totally unrelated, though. give me free hardware, and i'll debug ;)
added on the 2005-09-19 23:48:22 by kusma kusma
Works on my XG1, my F2A isn't working ATM.
cool :-)
rulez added on the 2005-09-20 00:48:54 by Quarryman Quarryman
rulez added on the 2005-09-20 00:49:23 by whizzter whizzter
so nice
rulez added on the 2005-09-20 00:59:20 by oldaccount oldaccount
This trip got great visuals and it's political "Bend over bitches". ;)
It's really my cup of tea.
As a Monty Python fan (Noone expects the norwegian inquisition) I just have to give my 12 ALiENthumbs.

rulez added on the 2005-09-20 05:50:00 by ALiEN^bf ALiEN^bf
coolness.. the right attitude. Liked the transition into the spikeball. Superkudos for the normalmaps with ambient occlusion, the parallax map, env bump, 1 frame tunnel and glow :)
Only effect not in here is unlimited cubes/cylinders! hmm.,. and the parallax overlay should have been dark instead of white (but maybe that's not possible?). The overlays get a bit in the way of the env bump sausage. Split screen skybox part is a bit bland. black borders are cool. Thumbs up for pointless sunset asteroids!!
rulez added on the 2005-09-20 17:52:58 by loaderror loaderror
Looks great both visually and techically, though I'd still like to see some "GBA" specific things like rasters etc. These kinds of polygon filler thingies have been seen many many times before ever since the Amiga/DOS days, though rarely done as well as here.
rulez added on the 2005-09-20 18:37:13 by Preacher Preacher
Impressive 3d for GBA, even more impressive than Matt Current's one, but yes I'd like to see something diferrent on the GBA.
rulez added on the 2005-09-20 19:09:25 by Optimus Optimus
Preacher: we DID do a lot of gba-specific things in this demo. try watching the buffers in vba, and you'll see a lot of wierd stuff going on ;)
added on the 2005-09-20 20:37:39 by kusma kusma
r0x - nice wibbly tune - love the glitchyness ;) some really smart demo fx in there!!
rulez added on the 2005-09-28 21:14:17 by ne7 ne7
Great. Apple or Sir? probably both...
rulez added on the 2005-09-29 15:12:46 by bdk bdk
Preacher: when did rastereffects become GBA-specific?
DEMO POPE: I don't know,every demo I ever seen worked on F2A (which probably is the most common flash on the scene). Your demo is the only that doesn't work. I don't feel like buying a new flashcard just to see this demo. Is there perhaps any video of the demo made with GBPlayer or GBA+tv-out ? Or maybe a GBA SP cam ? :)
added on the 2005-10-02 20:08:57 by Psychad Psychad
Roxxor! Thats the shit! I don't like the music but it fits perfectly in here. Great syncing! Keep it up!
rulez added on the 2005-10-02 20:52:06 by ltk_tscc ltk_tscc
Psychad: the no$emu version is quite sweet, even if it's still not "the real thing".
Vote this at the scene.org awards, all the nominees are taped :)
added on the 2005-10-02 23:02:37 by dixan dixan
great demo.
i liked music and fx.
and design was good.
rulez added on the 2005-10-04 18:12:27 by got got
video "port"?
added on the 2005-10-05 11:43:12 by sam sam
Hmmm how did you manage to make this NOT work with my f2a catridge? So far I've never seen or coded something that fails to work there... Anyway, looked great on the emulator hence the thumb, but I'd like to see it on the real thing as well, please try to fix it if at all possible.
rulez added on the 2005-10-06 04:46:35 by Nuclear Nuclear
Very good, like it!
rulez added on the 2005-10-09 12:50:27 by Manwe Manwe
Good stuff
rulez added on the 2005-10-09 13:03:24 by keops keops
rocks your socks off
rulez added on the 2005-10-10 15:48:58 by Duckers Duckers
best GBA demo i've ever seen. cool.
rulez added on the 2005-10-10 16:06:10 by 301 301
i havent yet tried with hardware. does this work with f2a 128mbit ?
added on the 2005-10-11 08:13:47 by uns3en_ uns3en_

here's a fixed rom for shitty f2a-carts. yes, the f2a-carts are too slow to run the original version.
added on the 2005-10-11 13:02:46 by kusma kusma
fucking unbelivable! I will give you a huge kiss at kg kusma.
rulez added on the 2005-10-13 16:15:25 by Proteque Proteque
Hey guys!
Glad you liked this!
I'm pretty happy about this myself, our first GBA production.
Thanks to loaderror for listing all the effects, because we were not too good at showing off the effects properly. For example with the sausage, it's impossible to see the actual effect.... But that just means we'll use the same effects again in our next demo, but then show them off better.
Sorry about it not working on f2a. We read somewhere that all recent flash cards supported the lowest waitstate-setting, but that was obviously wrong. Next time we'll try to auto detect it.
Here's a challenge: I'll buy a six-pack of beer to the next guy who does glow on the GBA (in the same quality - 8 shades per node with shooth gradients in between. 4 shades is pretty trivial, but very ugly.)
Cheers! And the GBA is by far the most fun platform i've coded on! :)
added on the 2005-10-13 20:10:36 by spookysys spookysys
i hereby upgrade that challenge to a crate of beer.
added on the 2005-10-14 14:55:54 by kusma kusma
is there any other way to get that crate of beer?
added on the 2005-10-14 15:22:28 by Proteque Proteque
i guess one other way would be stealing it. i don't recomment it, though.
added on the 2005-10-14 16:48:10 by kusma kusma
Nothing amazing there. Just old tricks in new bag of fish..

Hah! Joking. This totally rocked bigtime, made my swingfoot loose it's grip and had me jizzing all over the floor!
rulez added on the 2005-10-25 23:52:57 by vame vame
fucking unbelivable! I will give you a huge kiss at kg kusma.
Slengpung demands a pic of that kiss now.
added on the 2005-11-13 21:42:57 by dixan dixan
Nice objects and good music. The only thing I don't like is the font :)
rulez added on the 2005-11-19 15:21:22 by El Topo El Topo
rulez added on the 2005-12-20 21:47:32 by Exin Exin
rulez added on the 2006-01-08 02:26:07 by Sverker Sverker
hehe, nice. completely destroys anything that has been before on the gba.

seems to have at least shut-up those pretentious bastards Matt Current. lol - "where are they now?!" anyone seen them recently??
rulez added on the 2006-02-25 19:39:39 by draft draft
they're probably crying in corner after reading your comment :(( STOP DRINKING HATERADE
added on the 2006-02-25 20:01:15 by uns3en_ uns3en_
Totally cool!
rulez added on the 2006-02-25 20:32:18 by StingRay StingRay
three words...

bend over bitches
rulez added on the 2006-03-17 04:32:55 by ghostless ghostless
Great stuff!
rulez added on the 2006-03-29 08:42:33 by dairos dairos
Shitfaced coders! Very cool!
rulez added on the 2006-04-16 07:09:25 by ham ham
thumb up for another serious GBA release/group
rulez added on the 2006-04-19 05:01:15 by diver diver
rulez added on the 2006-06-10 13:19:58 by spritus spritus
Best GBA demo ever, keep em coming!
rulez added on the 2006-08-20 22:12:46 by ravity ravity
DangeR1 ... High Heels

grafix and muxak excellent
rulez added on the 2006-09-19 00:31:45 by BITS BITS
Whoa! I forgot to thumb this up!
And an old pic I've got lying:
BB Image
rulez added on the 2006-09-19 01:17:29 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
Guys, you fuckin' rule!
rulez added on the 2006-10-23 10:56:33 by raer raer
whoops, thought I'd allready added my thumb here. It owns. It has a permanent resident on my flash cart. :)
rulez added on the 2006-10-23 11:05:22 by wb wb
he never did this,BITCH!
rulez added on the 2007-09-20 23:22:19 by #535 #535
rulez added on the 2007-12-17 01:02:33 by dimouse dimouse
rulez added on the 2008-01-03 17:37:48 by aegis aegis
anyone have the video and can upload somewhere?
added on the 2008-07-08 01:58:59 by Proteque Proteque
clowns know their shit.
rulez added on the 2008-09-25 23:17:33 by comankh comankh
forgot to thumb this, bitch
rulez added on the 2009-12-09 21:17:32 by Gʀɪʍʍy Gʀɪʍʍy
rulez added on the 2009-12-09 21:21:44 by menace menace
vid link is ded :/
you suck ... in a good way
rulez added on the 2009-12-09 21:40:50 by dwarf dwarf
video (capped from emulator, not the real thing).
thanks a lot mate & this owns, as such:
rulez added on the 2009-12-09 21:56:14 by PENETRATOR PENETRATOR
rulez added on the 2010-04-26 23:56:07 by moqui moqui
really really cool!!!!
rulez added on the 2010-08-03 08:28:09 by closed closed
rulez added on the 2011-01-28 16:26:44 by provod provod
amazing !
rulez added on the 2011-01-28 16:33:37 by panic panic
Kick F'n Ass Demo!
This is a must see.
rulez added on the 2012-09-24 21:55:39 by TomoAlien TomoAlien
so rad
rulez added on the 2012-09-24 21:59:46 by ferris ferris
shitfaced \o/
rulez added on the 2012-09-24 23:08:49 by Fell Fell
rulez added on the 2014-07-05 17:16:55 by fyrex fyrex
holy damn this is good!
rulez added on the 2015-02-13 00:27:35 by keito keito
Great demo :)
rulez added on the 2018-01-17 16:25:50 by Queen_Luna Queen_Luna
Insane. Masterwork.
rulez added on the 2018-08-24 12:52:17 by g012 g012
Awesome demo, variation of tempo in the track made it stand out!
rulez added on the 2019-11-10 19:22:51 by spkr spkr
rulez added on the 2021-03-02 15:21:39 by Blast! Blast!
Sweet glow
rulez added on the 2021-07-03 00:18:32 by cce cce

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