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A mathematician wants to go to the Banach Place in Cracovia.
He's waiting for the bus. When the bus arrives, the driver says :
- Sorry, it's complete.
added on the 2010-06-21 23:07:32 by faraday faraday
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary, those who do and those who don't.
added on the 2010-06-21 23:26:16 by trc_wm trc_wm
What do you get when you multiply Cobalt with acceleration and time?

hehe, "get it", hehe..
added on the 2010-06-21 23:34:14 by 216 216
didn't get it.
added on the 2010-06-21 23:44:03 by faraday faraday
I just want to mention that googling "Banach Place" indirectly brought me to this, which is fantastic and will give you a Keanu Reeves mindfuck if you get to the end.
added on the 2010-06-22 01:54:12 by gasman gasman
In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."

Same alley, same function, but a different operator:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."
"Too bad... I'm d / dy."
added on the 2010-06-22 02:04:32 by gentleman gentleman
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MACHOKETIME
gasman : sounds great indeed (*adds to favs*)
added on the 2010-06-22 16:08:15 by faraday faraday
@xeron
i totally love that track by the barenaked ladies.
added on the 2010-06-22 19:03:37 by wysiwtf wysiwtf
ROT13 encryption is not very safe. So use it twice for optimal results.
added on the 2010-06-22 20:02:39 by scicco scicco
Quote:
Q: How many coders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Ten. One that does it perfectly and nine that say they can do it better.

WRONG thec.

A: None. Its a hardware problem
added on the 2010-06-22 20:11:27 by Mtl Mtl
A: None. Who needs lightbulbs anyway I like my basement dark an cozy
added on the 2010-06-22 21:45:46 by thec thec
Quote:
Q: How many numerical analysts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 0.9973 after the first three iterations.


I lol'd hard.
added on the 2010-06-22 23:13:53 by torus torus
*groan*
I think I understand most of the math jokes.
That math degree didn't went uncryed (Den phge aklafto, xaxaxa)
added on the 2010-06-23 00:21:51 by Optimus Optimus
so could you explain the cobalt thingie posted by 216 ?
added on the 2010-06-23 00:41:42 by faraday faraday
faraday, that weren't mathmatics - that's physics
there are 10 different kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
added on the 2010-06-23 13:06:36 by anakirob anakirob
π = 3
added on the 2010-06-23 14:33:43 by Exin Exin
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added on the 2010-12-17 14:03:49 by krabob krabob
there are 10 different kinds of people. Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who find ternary jokes even funnier.
Sin(x) walks into a bar.
Barman: You're looking horrible, what's wrong?
Sin(x): *sigh* I'm having my period.
added on the 2010-12-17 14:36:30 by neet neet
All bases are base 10
added on the 2010-12-17 16:11:39 by Punqtured Punqtured
There are 11 different kinds of people. Those who understand unary and those who don't.
added on the 2010-12-17 16:53:34 by Adok Adok

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