Jumalauta Civil War Declaration
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As a Swedish member of Jumalauta I hereby declare a civil war!
For to long we Swedish members have tolerated being under the Finnish rule. Not only do we have to study Finnish in School, IRC and pubs but we gotta read scrolltexts. NO MORE! We have formed the Jumalauta Swedish Section (JML-SWE) and we are now at war with the Finnish JML members.
Also! Group wars are lame, they're so 2005:ish. Do something new! Battle witihin groups!
Let the battle begin!
The rules are simple:
* quantity
* no rules
OH and to sum it up, a picture to prove this thread is selfraped.
For to long we Swedish members have tolerated being under the Finnish rule. Not only do we have to study Finnish in School, IRC and pubs but we gotta read scrolltexts. NO MORE! We have formed the Jumalauta Swedish Section (JML-SWE) and we are now at war with the Finnish JML members.
Also! Group wars are lame, they're so 2005:ish. Do something new! Battle witihin groups!
Let the battle begin!
The rules are simple:
* quantity
* no rules
OH and to sum it up, a picture to prove this thread is selfraped.
Konlonniglipp.
Oh yay, more spam heading this way.
I say to the House as I said to ministers who have joined this government, I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many months of struggle and suffering.
You ask, what is our policy? I say it is to wage war by land, sea, and air. War with all our might and with all the strength God has given us, and to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival.
You ask, what is our policy? I say it is to wage war by land, sea, and air. War with all our might and with all the strength God has given us, and to wage war against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival.
Last weekend there was a "demoparty" called deadline harakiri in Stockholm, Sweden. Famous as a so-called "neutral" country there war a peace-meeting between the Finnish and Swedish sections. The party was just a front, it was actually a deadline for peace-offerings.
JML-FIN failed.
Bringing numerous demos depicting our beloved king, it was obvious: Jumalauta wants war. Jumalauta needs war. All these years with demos about war can mean only one thing. War is prosperous.
Call to arms!
There were guns hidden at deadline harakiri, rules were broken, alcohol was stolen. Swedes tried to negotiate in Finnish, but Finns were not as happy. Yes, there was heroic attempts from ylvaes, speaking Swedish with the all-so-famous "finlandssvenska". But it wasn't enough. Dairos was caught smirking and Sauli was laughing.
It stings my eyes!
Infidels? You dare calling us infidels?
Well, this is only the beginning of the horrowshow that took place.
JML-FIN failed.
Bringing numerous demos depicting our beloved king, it was obvious: Jumalauta wants war. Jumalauta needs war. All these years with demos about war can mean only one thing. War is prosperous.
Call to arms!
There were guns hidden at deadline harakiri, rules were broken, alcohol was stolen. Swedes tried to negotiate in Finnish, but Finns were not as happy. Yes, there was heroic attempts from ylvaes, speaking Swedish with the all-so-famous "finlandssvenska". But it wasn't enough. Dairos was caught smirking and Sauli was laughing.
It stings my eyes!
Infidels? You dare calling us infidels?
Well, this is only the beginning of the horrowshow that took place.
mä kieltäydyn aseista.
You unleashed the fucking FURY!!
Wicked. Just like the Metalvotze split joke ;P
Who cares about Jumalauta anyways? (Except from their great food reviews :)
Who cares about Jumalauta anyways? (Except from their great food reviews :)
uh ok
cheap metalvotze ripoff
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Oh yay, more spam heading this way.
Yeah, Shane, you shoul've stayed away and spare us from your meaningless spam.
I have just talked with Paasikivi-Kekkosen Linja (I've heard that all members of jokegroups who like to use cheap tricks to try to conceal their secret identities do this) and he had this statement:
"I, as a founding member of Jumalauta, hereby declare that we have no support for Sweden in particular."
Thank you and gaejhajwehietjehskthk
"I, as a founding member of Jumalauta, hereby declare that we have no support for Sweden in particular."
Thank you and gaejhajwehietjehskthk
Calling Kalle Anka "Aku" is indeed reason for war.
And oh, Ingvar Kamprad is an old fart (the real one, that is). Just so you know.
And oh, Ingvar Kamprad is an old fart (the real one, that is). Just so you know.
What xen said! Teel:Just ignore him!
ok where do I sign up to join JML-SWE !
dubmood: 1. you need to join Jumalauta - this is done by finding a finn in JML that gives you your JML-name 2. type this name down (they can be hard to remember) 3. join #JML-SWE (IRCNet) from here we are planning the strikes!
civil-groupwar is a ripoff from - speedfisters vs fistpersistors (c) 2003 - though
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You unleashed the fucking FURY!!
added on the 2006-03-07 by Carl XVI Gustaf
If she wants a war, we'll give her a fucking war!!!1
sweden did beat us in ice hockey, but we beat them in demo producing! 5-0!
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1. you need to join Jumalauta - this is done by finding a finn in JML that gives you your JML-name
All JML members, including non-finns, have the right (duty!) to recruit new members.
tribe: Ah yes, silly me, thanks for the reminder!
dubmood: I hereby dub you to "Olof Palme" of Jumalauta
dubmood: I hereby dub you to "Olof Palme" of Jumalauta
i haven't seen any food reviews from the 'great' jml-sweden yet. do you eat anything at all?
they are not the culinary geniuses that we are
c ++ re ci pee s
